"Make Kripke Kry!" A Fantastic Fic Fest

May 29, 2008 14:51

On this, the second week anniversary of having a certain giggly gentleman RIPPING out our hearts (using meathooks? Oh yes, I think so!), the unholy triumvirate of myself, memphis86, and ignited hereby welcome you to the first happytime making fic meme at ohnokripkedidnt!!


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memphis86 May 29 2008, 19:19:27 UTC
I HATE YOU FOR TAKING OUT THE DOLPHIN THING. HATE LIKE DOLPHIN!JENSEN HATES WEARING CLOTHES.

Pfft, anyway:

Ghostfacers, whatever pairing/rating, "I love my dead gay intern!"

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regala_electra May 29 2008, 19:22:50 UTC
I'm SORRY what part of:

REG WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT SHE LOVES
DOLPHIN!JENSEN/TRAINER!JARED PORN AND WANTS TO SEE MANIPS OF JENSEN
WITH A SEASHELL BRA GOING DOWN ON JARED IN A SEAWORLD WETSUIT WHILE A
SKEEVY-LOOKING WALRUS WATCHES AND HAS SEX WITH AN UNDERAGED WALRUS
TEENAGER, BUT HE CANNOT ATTEND HER WALRUS PROM. DID I MENTION THAT
JENSEN IS THE OCEAN PRINCE? HE TOTES IS

ISN'T A LIE?

I don't trust dolphins.

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memphis86 May 29 2008, 19:27:03 UTC
I'M SORRY, YOU SEEM TO HAVE THE DEFINITION OF "LIE" CONFUSED WITH "TRUFAX" LITTLE MISS DRAWS DOLPHINS AND TEXANS IN THE MARGINS OF HER NOTEBOOK WITH LITTLE J2 HEARTS.

Oh, and you trust Walroose?

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regala_electra May 29 2008, 19:33:03 UTC
My notebook is filled with filty het porn, you freak.

I watched The SImpsons. I saw "Treehouse of Horror" I know EXACTLY what the dolphin prince is up to. He's going to take over the land and force us to live in the sea. EVIL.

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memphis86 May 29 2008, 19:23:23 UTC
Sam/Dean, laundry day!

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celtic_cookie May 29 2008, 23:15:35 UTC
EVERYONE NEEDS TO DO THIS.

Including me. I'mma snatch this one! (Now I have two. Is that enough? Yeah, that's enough. I'll do some prompts now.)

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Drying the laundry stare_at_walls May 30 2008, 06:59:45 UTC
They're about to leave a motel in Nevada when Dean can't find a clean shirt ( ... )

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Drying the laundry (continued) stare_at_walls May 30 2008, 07:00:50 UTC
They get to the laundry room, and there's no one in it, save for three dusty machines, an old arcade game, a low bench and a vending machine for bleach and soap ( ... )

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regala_electra May 29 2008, 19:27:23 UTC
Dean het! Specifically Dean het that leads to baaaaabies.

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fleshflutter May 29 2008, 20:21:01 UTC
Why does my brain automatically jump to Dean/Ruby with tiny little black-eyed babies? :(

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dreamlittleyo May 30 2008, 02:29:52 UTC
Because your brain is a dark twisted, place. It's okay, baby, I'm in love with it anyway.

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regala_electra May 31 2008, 14:33:27 UTC
Um. You should write that. Hee. I approve of evil babies too!

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memphis86 May 29 2008, 19:28:00 UTC
Ruby, FRENCH FRIED LOVE.

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iluvroadrunner6 May 29 2008, 19:43:24 UTC
Her first french fry was at an out of the way diner, somewhere in the vicinity of I97.

It was her first time topside in oh, a hundred years, give or take, and she wasn't exactly feeling the love for the she-beast who had sent her down there there the first time around. So she was laying low, somewhere out of the way, and she'd hooked up with some silly little human who'd promised her a quick trip out of town in a pretty little Mustang that ran like a dream. If she'd been anything into cars -- if she'd been around when there were cars -- she might have taken more of an appreciation, but right now, all that she really cared about was that he was a way out of town, and he could go pretty damn fast.

Now, being that he was human he got hungry after a while, and insisted that they pull over to get a quick bite to eat. Ruby was annoyed at the delay, but then again, when wasn't Ruby annoyed. Humans were needy. She didn't do so well with needy. She followed him into the diner like a good little passenger, glancing over the menu with ( ... )

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memphis86 May 29 2008, 19:55:12 UTC
EEEE! I love it! Ruby/Fries!! :D

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iluvroadrunner6 May 29 2008, 20:13:39 UTC
Ruby/Fries is awesome. I love characters with a good appreciation for fried food.

Hee -- I'm glad you liked it.

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memphis86 May 29 2008, 19:30:32 UTC
Dean opens a PIE shop. Sam is embarrassed but goes with it.

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Sam/Dean and a pie shop. Lookit what you made me do! dreamlittleyo May 30 2008, 00:59:12 UTC
~*~*~*~*~*~

The awkward thing about watching Dean open a pie shop was that... well, Dean didn't know anything about pies beyond the fact that he loved eating them. It shouldn't have been enough. Can't sell pies if you don't know how to make them, right?

But Sam should have known better than to doubt his brother, because apparently Winchester perseverance was good for more than just taking out demons and settling spirits. It could also turn out a mean blueberry pie when pressed. And apple, cherry and strawberry-rhubarb, apparently, and Sam realized he probably shouldn't have let Dean talk him into making a bet out of it.

Because now Sam was stuck. He had to help run the pie shop, because apparently Dean didn't feel like applying himself to the business end of things. No, that would be too practical, and Dean was busy with other things. Important things. Pie related things, thank you very much, and Sam couldn't seem to get his attention without debating the merits of various flours anymore ( ... )

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Re: Sam/Dean and a pie shop. Lookit what you made me do! samescenes May 30 2008, 03:03:23 UTC
KIDFIC AND PIES!!!! *hugs them*

This made me grin, thanks.

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Re: Sam/Dean and a pie shop. Lookit what you made me do! dreamlittleyo May 31 2008, 03:02:39 UTC
Yay, thank you! *bounce* I figure if Dean can convince the universe to let him get away with owning a pie shop, he deserves to get some babies out of the deal, too. *sage nod*

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