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My roomates aren't getting along.
Rebecca randomly got a dog yesterday. I think I'm going to get one too, maybe.
I got in a car accident today, but my insurance said it was the other girl's fault. So I'm happy.
Rebecca likes to act like a slut when she's on the phone with Comcast (which is an everyday occurance because Comcast cable fucking sucks).
Some animal peed on my carpet and I'm pissed.
My other roomate Jill was outside taking out the trash and some guy put his penis in our carport. She screamed and kept going on about how it's true what they say about black guy's penises. Apparently, it was huge.
Oh, and when I had my accident, the police officers were talking about it and they didn't even know she was our roomate.
Whatever, city living is weird.
Rebecca randomly got a dog yesterday. I think I'm going to get one too, maybe.
I got in a car accident today, but my insurance said it was the other girl's fault. So I'm happy.
Rebecca likes to act like a slut when she's on the phone with Comcast (which is an everyday occurance because Comcast cable fucking sucks).
Some animal peed on my carpet and I'm pissed.
My other roomate Jill was outside taking out the trash and some guy put his penis in our carport. She screamed and kept going on about how it's true what they say about black guy's penises. Apparently, it was huge.
Oh, and when I had my accident, the police officers were talking about it and they didn't even know she was our roomate.
Whatever, city living is weird.