ouch stomach
cream of crab soup + caesar salad = one of the best lunch combinations ever. the other night, i got to watch the very end of '$40 a day' with my rachael ray. she was in vermont. i want to go to vermont! i haven't watched that show in many many months. i love her.
so, my cousin is having a child. all 95 lbs of her. i found this out five minutes after i walked into her house last saturday. needless to say, i did not have a drinking partner at the bar that night. her friend did not count because she drank smirnoff ice. and she puked in courtney's car. courtney and i kept encouraging her to stick her finger down her throat.. on the side of I-95. people in delaware are crazy! i saw tits, ass, vomit, and a blow up doll w/an erection that night.
yesterday, i went up to delaware (again) to visit some (more) family. my great aunt didn't recognize me. that made me feel wonderful! i sat next to her, and every time she told a funny story she would hit my arm jokingly. it actually started to hurt after a while, but i didn't say anything. a big group of us sat around my aunt's kitchen table and talked for four hours straight. i've never laughed so much in my life. my cousin talked about her crazy brother-in-law giving himself enema's with a garden hose. no shit. apparently garden hose enemas are a cure for depression? then my other cousin told everyone that the only reason he was with his wife was for the sex. he said he watches 'cold case files' to get ideas for the perfect murder. i didn't know whether to laugh or call the coppers. it had been six years since i had seen all of them. the older i get, the more i cherish days like the one i had yesterday.
i want my mom to buy her childhood house in perryville. and then give it to me because my parents are not allowed to move out of my house.
the internship is complete. i'm waiting on my grade, gina costa.
so, my cousin is having a child. all 95 lbs of her. i found this out five minutes after i walked into her house last saturday. needless to say, i did not have a drinking partner at the bar that night. her friend did not count because she drank smirnoff ice. and she puked in courtney's car. courtney and i kept encouraging her to stick her finger down her throat.. on the side of I-95. people in delaware are crazy! i saw tits, ass, vomit, and a blow up doll w/an erection that night.
yesterday, i went up to delaware (again) to visit some (more) family. my great aunt didn't recognize me. that made me feel wonderful! i sat next to her, and every time she told a funny story she would hit my arm jokingly. it actually started to hurt after a while, but i didn't say anything. a big group of us sat around my aunt's kitchen table and talked for four hours straight. i've never laughed so much in my life. my cousin talked about her crazy brother-in-law giving himself enema's with a garden hose. no shit. apparently garden hose enemas are a cure for depression? then my other cousin told everyone that the only reason he was with his wife was for the sex. he said he watches 'cold case files' to get ideas for the perfect murder. i didn't know whether to laugh or call the coppers. it had been six years since i had seen all of them. the older i get, the more i cherish days like the one i had yesterday.
i want my mom to buy her childhood house in perryville. and then give it to me because my parents are not allowed to move out of my house.
the internship is complete. i'm waiting on my grade, gina costa.