Fanfic: He’s not my boyfriend [V6] - I
Title: He’s not my boyfriend [part 1]
Fandom: V6
Pairing: Morita Go/Okada Junichi
Summary: In which the older members decide to play matchmaker for the younger ones.
Disclaimer: The first part out of three one-shots. I don't even remember how I came up with this idea in the first place! V6 and Coming Century are the Kitagawa's property, because life is just that cruel~
Inohara Yoshihiko had only one agenda tonight, probably just as difficult as going back and graduating High School. He’d usually laugh it off when Sakamoto and Nagano remind him in the days leading up to tonight, but now his face was in serious business mode. The idea wasn’t bad, but Inohara knew that would be hard to fulfill the dare.
Matchmaking.
But it wasn’t just with anyone, no no no; he had to pair Okada and Go up. Ridiculous? No, he thought to himself; a challenge? Definitely.
“So Morita-kun!” Inohara replied in his usual Inocchi way, “I heard Jun-chan likes you!”
Go just snickered at Inohara’s stupidity; Okada, liking him? Okada was the prettiest straight guy he had known; there was no way Okada would swing that way. “What the hell? Why would he think that?”
“I don’t know! I thought it was kinda weird too,” Inohara coughed, “I mean, he just went up to me and said-“, lowering his voice to fit Okada’s, “-hey by the way, I like Go-kun, and I was all, what? But you’re both guys!” Inohara stopped to catch his breath. Dumbfounded, Go stared at Inohara and laughed, again asking, “What the hell? Why would he think that?”
“You’d think with all the movies where he’s cuddling up to women, he’s 100% man eh?” Inohara asked, sitting beside Go and imitating Okada’s movements from Tokyo Tower, “Kissu! Kissu!” he exclaimed. The 31 year old man beside him looked at him with a very vexed look, but knowing how Inocchi this was of him, Go gave in. “You’re ridiculous!” He yelled.
“Who’s ridiculous?”
Inohara turned around, “Ah! Jun-chan! Kissu! Kissu!” and wrapped his arms around Okada’s neck. “Did you just have a shower? Because your neck feels go-“ an idea came up and Inohara’s mouth crept into a grin-“Morita-chan! Come feel Jun-chan’s neck!”
“How about,” Go looking back and forth for no reason, “No.”
“And I totally want someone touching my neck…” Okada groaned and pulled Inohara away, sitting next to Go to spare his body from anymore loving from Inohara Yoshihiko. Of course, ignoring the sarcastic tone from the Osaka man, Inohara sprung into ultimate matchmaker mode. “You heard him!” He teased, “He said he wants someone to touch his neck, Go! Remember what I told you before!”
Both Coming Century members looked at each other awkwardly, Okada remembering about his “neck fetish”, and Go remembering Inohara’s recount of Okada’s confession-which was probably false, but still awkward to think about. Shifting away from Okada, Go rolled eyes over to Inohara, who was still waiting for that neck-touching moment. Oh God, the awkward meter was going up in his head, and Inohara Yoshihiko was an expert in making awkwardness within V6. He was almost tempted to when…
“Are your hands cold?” Okada asked, looking away shyly.
“Huh? What? Not really, why?”
Hah! Success! Inohara thought.
“I t-thought you could if you wanted to…just to stop Inocchi from staring and forcing us to…”
Inohara snickered and squinted his eyes in anticipation; whispering “do it, do it!” to the tune of Arashi’s TROUBLEMAKER. Suddenly, he had another idea; he was going to test if they were game enough to do it with or without Inohara eyeing the pair like a hawk. Dashing off, Inohara yelled, “I’m gonna get something to eat ‘kay? Be right back!”, leaving Okada and Go to be stuck in the most awkward moment of their lives.
“So…” Go mumbled, playing with his fingers. Okada shyly blushed and rubbed his neck almost subconsciously, coughing while doing so.
…
“Y-you still gonna do it? I’m waiting.”
Inohara Yoshihiko had only one agenda tonight, and it was a piece of cake. One couple, he thought, two more to go.
Fandom: V6
Pairing: Morita Go/Okada Junichi
Summary: In which the older members decide to play matchmaker for the younger ones.
Disclaimer: The first part out of three one-shots. I don't even remember how I came up with this idea in the first place! V6 and Coming Century are the Kitagawa's property, because life is just that cruel~
Inohara Yoshihiko had only one agenda tonight, probably just as difficult as going back and graduating High School. He’d usually laugh it off when Sakamoto and Nagano remind him in the days leading up to tonight, but now his face was in serious business mode. The idea wasn’t bad, but Inohara knew that would be hard to fulfill the dare.
Matchmaking.
But it wasn’t just with anyone, no no no; he had to pair Okada and Go up. Ridiculous? No, he thought to himself; a challenge? Definitely.
“So Morita-kun!” Inohara replied in his usual Inocchi way, “I heard Jun-chan likes you!”
Go just snickered at Inohara’s stupidity; Okada, liking him? Okada was the prettiest straight guy he had known; there was no way Okada would swing that way. “What the hell? Why would he think that?”
“I don’t know! I thought it was kinda weird too,” Inohara coughed, “I mean, he just went up to me and said-“, lowering his voice to fit Okada’s, “-hey by the way, I like Go-kun, and I was all, what? But you’re both guys!” Inohara stopped to catch his breath. Dumbfounded, Go stared at Inohara and laughed, again asking, “What the hell? Why would he think that?”
“You’d think with all the movies where he’s cuddling up to women, he’s 100% man eh?” Inohara asked, sitting beside Go and imitating Okada’s movements from Tokyo Tower, “Kissu! Kissu!” he exclaimed. The 31 year old man beside him looked at him with a very vexed look, but knowing how Inocchi this was of him, Go gave in. “You’re ridiculous!” He yelled.
“Who’s ridiculous?”
Inohara turned around, “Ah! Jun-chan! Kissu! Kissu!” and wrapped his arms around Okada’s neck. “Did you just have a shower? Because your neck feels go-“ an idea came up and Inohara’s mouth crept into a grin-“Morita-chan! Come feel Jun-chan’s neck!”
“How about,” Go looking back and forth for no reason, “No.”
“And I totally want someone touching my neck…” Okada groaned and pulled Inohara away, sitting next to Go to spare his body from anymore loving from Inohara Yoshihiko. Of course, ignoring the sarcastic tone from the Osaka man, Inohara sprung into ultimate matchmaker mode. “You heard him!” He teased, “He said he wants someone to touch his neck, Go! Remember what I told you before!”
Both Coming Century members looked at each other awkwardly, Okada remembering about his “neck fetish”, and Go remembering Inohara’s recount of Okada’s confession-which was probably false, but still awkward to think about. Shifting away from Okada, Go rolled eyes over to Inohara, who was still waiting for that neck-touching moment. Oh God, the awkward meter was going up in his head, and Inohara Yoshihiko was an expert in making awkwardness within V6. He was almost tempted to when…
“Are your hands cold?” Okada asked, looking away shyly.
“Huh? What? Not really, why?”
Hah! Success! Inohara thought.
“I t-thought you could if you wanted to…just to stop Inocchi from staring and forcing us to…”
Inohara snickered and squinted his eyes in anticipation; whispering “do it, do it!” to the tune of Arashi’s TROUBLEMAKER. Suddenly, he had another idea; he was going to test if they were game enough to do it with or without Inohara eyeing the pair like a hawk. Dashing off, Inohara yelled, “I’m gonna get something to eat ‘kay? Be right back!”, leaving Okada and Go to be stuck in the most awkward moment of their lives.
“So…” Go mumbled, playing with his fingers. Okada shyly blushed and rubbed his neck almost subconsciously, coughing while doing so.
…
“Y-you still gonna do it? I’m waiting.”
Inohara Yoshihiko had only one agenda tonight, and it was a piece of cake. One couple, he thought, two more to go.