Aug 29, 2011 17:47
Sooo...I had a photo shoot of my insides today. Yessir, X-RAY DAY! There's a possibility that I have a stomach ulcer. Stomach X-Rays are boarderline fun. Except for the liquid they make you drink that weighs FAR too much to be liquid. They put a little metal apron on me, and then the three of them hid behind glass with a microphone to communicate with me. This apron is protecting me how?
Oh well, at least they gave me a house coat so my bottom wasn't drafty. When I came out of the change room, I said, "Hey! We match!" to the other patients waiting.
The test started out with me standing on a platform against a wall. What really startled me was when they suddenly tilted the wall into a bed and my face was in a pillow! Needless to say, I laughed maniacly at this.
It also made me think about Jerry Sienfeild talking about how our stomachs on pepto bottles are just cirlces with a tube going into it directly from our mouths. I chuckled while posing for the camera.
Well, I suppose I should deal with some things...such as packing.
Until next time, pretend that you're fine and not stressed out until you get....ULCERED! I do.