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May 29, 2011 23:16

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[After the fiasco last time Mildmay tried to use the journals, he wants everything to be properly planned out before he makes a fool of himself again. As such, you can almost hear him counting off discussion topics on his fingers:]First, uh, I heard lots of folks's stories and shit, here. Stories I ain't never heard before. I'm a ( Read more... )

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[voice] lists_to_port May 30 2011, 04:35:31 UTC

...You worked on a ship and play cards.

[Because more than one sailor has been alerted by this.]

[voice] ohmykethe May 30 2011, 04:36:33 UTC

...did I mumble or something?

[voice] lists_to_port May 30 2011, 04:37:47 UTC

Nah, not at all.

...Right, perhaps a little. I might have some ship-work for you, eventually. Once the chundering stops...

[voice] ohmykethe May 30 2011, 04:46:19 UTC

I wouldn't mind something to do around here. Don't reckon I can climb the... [What were they called...] ropes [Close enough!] anymore.

[voice] lists_to_port May 30 2011, 04:48:56 UTC

What?! Just because you require a stick? You could be up the lines with one leg, boy!

I've seen men climb the rats with no legs.

[....Lies.]

[voice] ohmykethe May 30 2011, 04:54:43 UTC

Right, then, you can chop yours off and show me how. Till then I think I know my own damn leg well enough.

[voice] lists_to_port May 30 2011, 05:10:00 UTC

Well that's about as cheerful as a wandering executioner, boyo. Do you want a job or not? I've got to build a dinghy.

[voice] ohmykethe May 30 2011, 05:12:06 UTC

[Oh, how I long for a facepalm icon. Mildmay, on the other hand, considers.]

You tell me how, I'll do my best. I ain't gonna lie; I ain't never done nothing like that before.

[voice] lists_to_port May 30 2011, 13:04:22 UTC

All you need to do is take orders, son. I'll take care of the rest.

[voice] ohmykethe May 30 2011, 13:24:15 UTC

I can manage orders if you can try and stop sassing me.

[voice] lists_to_port May 30 2011, 14:54:39 UTC

We've an accord, then. You've got to procure an axe, first. Might I suggest inquiring at the Smithy? Thunderaxe, with his mighty collection of axes, should be able to supply you with one.

[voice] ohmykethe May 30 2011, 14:58:48 UTC

Huh. And what'll I be doing with this axe... captain? [He is a captain right, how does I nautical.]

[voice] lists_to_port May 30 2011, 15:04:12 UTC

Cutting wood, of course. Perhaps chopping a neck here and there at need.

[He's kidding about that part.]

[voice] ohmykethe May 30 2011, 15:08:47 UTC

[Mumble, grumble; it seems there is no hope of not catching sass from this man.] That I can manage. You got a name?

[voice] lists_to_port May 30 2011, 15:30:03 UTC

Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow's my name, lad. You might call me "captain."

[voice] ohmykethe May 30 2011, 15:41:17 UTC

I might. 'M Mildmay. Any time that I should show up and that?

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