seriously fucked up dream
I left my dream journal at work so I have to write it here so I won't forget.
It took place in Florida where I was staying last week. The neighbor of the house I was staying in had all sorts of neat animals and statues. He had a peacock and a cow that I remember. Somehow, the peacock became impregnated by the cow and the peacock was giving birth. The neighbor told me I had to help with the birth. I started pulling the cow babies out of the peacock, but for some reason I had a beak and I was using my beak to pull the babies out. There was about 15 cow babies all covered in birth glop. The neighbor thanked me and put the cows in plastic bags and drove off some place. When I asked they said he was going to the stomping plant and I got upset that he didn't keep the babies.
Then this lightning storm started happening. It was very humid and dry and getting pretty intense. The lightning started zapping this telephone pole across the street and was causing huge sparks and a fire. The lightning was so harsh it made the grass with dew light up with electricity. If we left the house we would be electrocuted because the grass was charged. It was scary and the ground was shaking. My family was all there and we were all freaked the fuck out.
It stopped and then I was at some bar....
I went to a bar with lot's of people. The people I can remember was Carolyn, Josh and his gf Nicole among these girls I met at a party lastnight. I had gone outside to find Josh and ask him what kind of drink he was drinking. (apple puckerz and serpico...that's what he said earlier) but he was pulling Nicole into a bush to have sex with her and seemed really bothered I was out there. I went back inside and missed the waiter and had to wait to order. When he came back he told me I'd have to buy something 20 dollars or more because of the big party. I was pissed because I just wanted and appetizer.
THen I remember telling Carolyn about the birth I had to help with and I grossed out alot of people because I got into too much detail with the birth juice.
And that's it. What do you think? Andy Tomasello is convinced I've done crack before. Which I never have.
It took place in Florida where I was staying last week. The neighbor of the house I was staying in had all sorts of neat animals and statues. He had a peacock and a cow that I remember. Somehow, the peacock became impregnated by the cow and the peacock was giving birth. The neighbor told me I had to help with the birth. I started pulling the cow babies out of the peacock, but for some reason I had a beak and I was using my beak to pull the babies out. There was about 15 cow babies all covered in birth glop. The neighbor thanked me and put the cows in plastic bags and drove off some place. When I asked they said he was going to the stomping plant and I got upset that he didn't keep the babies.
Then this lightning storm started happening. It was very humid and dry and getting pretty intense. The lightning started zapping this telephone pole across the street and was causing huge sparks and a fire. The lightning was so harsh it made the grass with dew light up with electricity. If we left the house we would be electrocuted because the grass was charged. It was scary and the ground was shaking. My family was all there and we were all freaked the fuck out.
It stopped and then I was at some bar....
I went to a bar with lot's of people. The people I can remember was Carolyn, Josh and his gf Nicole among these girls I met at a party lastnight. I had gone outside to find Josh and ask him what kind of drink he was drinking. (apple puckerz and serpico...that's what he said earlier) but he was pulling Nicole into a bush to have sex with her and seemed really bothered I was out there. I went back inside and missed the waiter and had to wait to order. When he came back he told me I'd have to buy something 20 dollars or more because of the big party. I was pissed because I just wanted and appetizer.
THen I remember telling Carolyn about the birth I had to help with and I grossed out alot of people because I got into too much detail with the birth juice.
And that's it. What do you think? Andy Tomasello is convinced I've done crack before. Which I never have.