Stuart qoutes, because Stuart kicks ass
THE WEDDING
DOREEN: Stuart, no vice grips on your goo-goo.
STUART: But I didn’t finish peeing in the fountain and now it’s in the middle part!
DOREEN: Then hold it!
STUART (evil voice): That’s what I’m doing!
THE POKER GAME
STUART: I’m not crying because I’m scared, I’m crying because I’m in a stranger’s house, and my mom can’t say “no” to booze
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STUART (poking): Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
KEEGAN: Yes. What is it? What is it, son?
STUART: You’re black.
KEEGAN: Actually- actually, I’m half-Black.
STUART: Then I’m only half-scared.
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POLICEMAN: Yeah, we got a report there was some underage drinking going on around here.
HARVEY: Uh...?
STUART (drunk): So what if there was, pig?
HARVEY (to Stuart): Shh, shh! Stuart, shush! Shush!
STUART: Hey...look what I can do!
Stuart does a small jump to begin his usual dance, but instead stops because he almost vomits. He topples onto the couch.
HARVEY: Uh...he accidentally had a very, very small portion of one of my beers. It’s fine.
Stuart gets up and begins to drink from the can again.
STUART: I’ve been drinking for two days, and he makes pot brownies that are primo.
DOREEN: Stuart, no vice grips on your goo-goo.
STUART: But I didn’t finish peeing in the fountain and now it’s in the middle part!
DOREEN: Then hold it!
STUART (evil voice): That’s what I’m doing!
THE POKER GAME
STUART: I’m not crying because I’m scared, I’m crying because I’m in a stranger’s house, and my mom can’t say “no” to booze
...........
STUART (poking): Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
KEEGAN: Yes. What is it? What is it, son?
STUART: You’re black.
KEEGAN: Actually- actually, I’m half-Black.
STUART: Then I’m only half-scared.
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POLICEMAN: Yeah, we got a report there was some underage drinking going on around here.
HARVEY: Uh...?
STUART (drunk): So what if there was, pig?
HARVEY (to Stuart): Shh, shh! Stuart, shush! Shush!
STUART: Hey...look what I can do!
Stuart does a small jump to begin his usual dance, but instead stops because he almost vomits. He topples onto the couch.
HARVEY: Uh...he accidentally had a very, very small portion of one of my beers. It’s fine.
Stuart gets up and begins to drink from the can again.
STUART: I’ve been drinking for two days, and he makes pot brownies that are primo.