How I Will Spend My Summer Vacation
righteousbabeup: (this is like the beginning of a disaster farcical comedy movie about some cartoon dog or something ruining my summer.)
stellaluna04: hahaha
stellaluna04: cartoon dog
stellaluna04: hahahaha
righteousbabeup: or some rascal neighborhood kids up to no good
righteousbabeup: what are you doing this summer
stellaluna04: moving into your neighborhood and ruining your summer
righteousbabeup: right on que, as always, molly
righteousbabeup: oh I hope you do
stellaluna04: haha what if i moved into your neighborhood but your only interaction with me could be when i threw eggs at your windows and shit
righteousbabeup: hahaha
stellaluna04: and i would set up some ridiculously complex trap that would cause water to dump on your head when you opened your door to get the paper in the morning
righteousbabeup: and I could like, wave a broom at you, but nothing else
stellaluna04: and you would always steal my baseballs when i hit them into your yard
stellaluna04: right
righteousbabeup: and shout "you lousy kid"
stellaluna04: you'd have a rotweiller that would chase me at one point
righteousbabeup: I'd speak to your parents and have them ground you
stellaluna04: but i'd sneak out and go into your house and switch your toothpaste and your shampoo or something equally implausible
righteousbabeup: but then while you were grounded you devised a plan to rig the mailbox from your window so that when I opened it, paint would dump on my head
righteousbabeup: and embarrass me in front of the mailman you knew I was in love with
stellaluna04: that's right
stellaluna04: i would enjoy that
righteousbabeup: then you'd sabotage our date because you wanted to set him up with your babysitter so you could sneak out when she was in charge
righteousbabeup: and she would snap her gum
stellaluna04: yes!
righteousbabeup: (am I going to far?)
stellaluna04: and have crimped hair
righteousbabeup: and sit there and flip the remote instead of watching you
stellaluna04: so i would use that time to make rocket powered roller skates in my tree house
stellaluna04: (i'm not sure what the relevance of that is, but i've always wanted rocket powered roller skates and a tree house)
righteousbabeup: haaaaaaaa
righteousbabeup: and you would put tacks under the back wheels of my car so I would get a flat tire and you could set up booby traps in my house
stellaluna04: where you'd slip on a bunch of matchbox cars and land in a vat of honey, that you somehow just hadn't noticed at the bottom of your stairs
righteousbabeup: and I call the police but you have set all the neighbor hood pets free and they are running merrily while loud choral music plays and the polic are bewildered, throwing their hats around and clumsily trying to capture them all.
righteousbabeup: and they try to get back in the squad cars, but a great dane has teamed up with a white mouse and have locked all the doors from the inside
stellaluna04: .......too far, becca. too far.
stellaluna04: hahaha
stellaluna04: cartoon dog
stellaluna04: hahahaha
righteousbabeup: or some rascal neighborhood kids up to no good
righteousbabeup: what are you doing this summer
stellaluna04: moving into your neighborhood and ruining your summer
righteousbabeup: right on que, as always, molly
righteousbabeup: oh I hope you do
stellaluna04: haha what if i moved into your neighborhood but your only interaction with me could be when i threw eggs at your windows and shit
righteousbabeup: hahaha
stellaluna04: and i would set up some ridiculously complex trap that would cause water to dump on your head when you opened your door to get the paper in the morning
righteousbabeup: and I could like, wave a broom at you, but nothing else
stellaluna04: and you would always steal my baseballs when i hit them into your yard
stellaluna04: right
righteousbabeup: and shout "you lousy kid"
stellaluna04: you'd have a rotweiller that would chase me at one point
righteousbabeup: I'd speak to your parents and have them ground you
stellaluna04: but i'd sneak out and go into your house and switch your toothpaste and your shampoo or something equally implausible
righteousbabeup: but then while you were grounded you devised a plan to rig the mailbox from your window so that when I opened it, paint would dump on my head
righteousbabeup: and embarrass me in front of the mailman you knew I was in love with
stellaluna04: that's right
stellaluna04: i would enjoy that
righteousbabeup: then you'd sabotage our date because you wanted to set him up with your babysitter so you could sneak out when she was in charge
righteousbabeup: and she would snap her gum
stellaluna04: yes!
righteousbabeup: (am I going to far?)
stellaluna04: and have crimped hair
righteousbabeup: and sit there and flip the remote instead of watching you
stellaluna04: so i would use that time to make rocket powered roller skates in my tree house
stellaluna04: (i'm not sure what the relevance of that is, but i've always wanted rocket powered roller skates and a tree house)
righteousbabeup: haaaaaaaa
righteousbabeup: and you would put tacks under the back wheels of my car so I would get a flat tire and you could set up booby traps in my house
stellaluna04: where you'd slip on a bunch of matchbox cars and land in a vat of honey, that you somehow just hadn't noticed at the bottom of your stairs
righteousbabeup: and I call the police but you have set all the neighbor hood pets free and they are running merrily while loud choral music plays and the polic are bewildered, throwing their hats around and clumsily trying to capture them all.
righteousbabeup: and they try to get back in the squad cars, but a great dane has teamed up with a white mouse and have locked all the doors from the inside
stellaluna04: .......too far, becca. too far.