Drabble Batch #7 -- Days 220-233

Aug 21, 2013 23:55

Disclaimer:I own nothing but this post itself and the plots.
Total Word Count:6117

Fanfic Masterpost
201-300 Masterpost


Day:220
Title:Birds (Riddle #3)
Pairing:AibaxNino
Genre/Rating:Humor / PG-13
Word Count:573
Summary:Aiba brings Nino to the zoo and gives him another riddle.
A/N:Credit for the riddles.

Aiba had dragged him to the zoo after promising that he’d buy him a handful of games after. He wondered where Aiba had gotten all the money since the man rarely left the apartment; Nino wondered if he ran some kind of internet business online since he had to pay a huge amount of bills for the internet. Though he felt that none of it was his business since Aiba didn’t bother to tell him what he does in that room of his.

“Why are you just staring at the birds?” Nino asked an hour after they’d stood in front of the enormous bird cage, staring at nothing but the birds. “This is a zoo with different animals, and there are enough than just this bird cage.”

“But,” Aiba pouted and refused to budge from his spot, “I have a new riddle.”

Nino began storming away from his -- he might start calling him ex-friend from now on -- friend in anger and cursed when he was pulled back. Nino gritted his teeth and turned around to face Aiba. “Can we not be friends anymore, please?”

Aiba ignored him anyways and began telling him another riddle.

“I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm
called a big swinger. What am I?”

“Give me a hint,” Nino demanded as he held onto Aiba to prevent him from running away.

“Well,” Aiba hummed as he tried to pull his arm from Nino, “you’ll have to figure that out on your own.” With that said, his friend poked his sides and Nino had to pull away, letting Aiba escape. Once again, Nino sighed in defeat, Aiba managed to trap him with his stupid riddles.

Nino noticed that, so far, Aiba’s riddles had been misleading him to think of dirty thoughts. So if he gave it enough thought, he would be able to figure it out. Ironically, he took a seat on one of the benches near the bird cage. He wanted to see the other animals in the zoo, but if he left their rendezvous, Aiba might get lost even if he had a phone with him. Nino scoffed, why he cared for his friend, he didn’t know.

“Solved it yet?”

“I don’t want to,” Nino said and grabbed the cone from Aiba’s hand before he crushed it from jumping up and down so much.

“Aw. If you don’t,” Aiba raised his eyebrows teasingly, “you won’t be able to walk for days.”

Nino’s eyes widened as the image of him waddling like a penguin came to mind. He really wouldn’t want that, especially from this idiot; he had to think quick. “Uh… a stick with melons tied on it?”

Aiba shook his head. Well, at least he tried and didn’t say anything perverted this time.

“It’s a crane, you dummy,” Aiba giggled and playfully slapped his arm with his free hand, “we’ve been staring at it since we came here.”

“As in the bird, or the vehicle?”

“Obviously, Nino, where are we?”

He looked around for a minute, trying to understand what his friend meant when he heard birds cawing from the cage. Then he saw it, the crane that landed on a branch. “Oh.”

“Now come!” Aiba said after Nino’s realization.

“To where?” Nino groaned, refusing to move from the bench; he liked it better instead of walking around.

“To try and find animals having sex!”

Nino groaned in embarrassment as people turned their heads to Aiba; he began to question his friendship with the man.

Day:221
Title:Gathering
Pairing:OT5
Genre/Rating:Humor / G
Word Count:215
Summary:In public, they were idols. But in Ohno’s basement, they were masters of the role-playing world.

They all gave each other knowing looks as they departed quietly from the studio, having one common thing in mind: Ohno’s place. It was the only thing they had planned for the rest of the day, and probably tomorrow since there weren‘t as busy in the morning.

They had told the driver specifically that Ohno’s house was their last point, and they were glad that he didn’t question them. On the way to Ohno’s house, the feeling of excitement filled the air around them. Soon, the can stopped in front of Ohno’s house and they quickly left the car without bothering to say goodbye to the driver.

It was dark and quiet as they entered the empty home, only the soft whispers of ‘taidama’ were heard from the five of them. As they set their shoes aside and their bags in one corner, they sped towards Ohno’s basement. It was cool as usual, just the way they liked it on a hot summer night.

As they walked down the stairs into the dark room, excited whispers came out of their mouths. When the lights were finally switched on, the whispers ceased and they all stood in a circle with their costumes on. Soon, they drew their plastic swords and began fighting like there was no tomorrow.

Day:222
Title:Hide
Pairing:OhnoxArashi
Genre/Rating:Humor, Fluff / G
Word Count:428
Summary:Ohno chose the best hiding spot in the game of hide-and-go-seek.

After an hour of trying to vote on what game they should play next, they finally decided on hide-and-go-seek because they all agreed that Ninja Warrior, as suggested by Aiba, was dangerous.

For the first game, they chose Ohno as the seeker. After counting down from twenty, he hollered, “ready or not, here I come!” from where he stood. The first game was pretty easy since he found them right away: Nino in the closet downstairs, Aiba behind a curtain (he easily spotted him because of his silhouette), Sho underneath an empty box, and Jun in the bathroom. Since he found Nino first, he became the seeker.

As Nino began counting, Ohno felt lost for a second until Aiba tugged on his arm and said that they needed to hide; then he remembered they were playing hide-and-go-seek.

He followed Aiba at first, but saw that he was hiding somewhere else obvious: behind a potted plant. Ohno chose to follow Sho instead, but was immediately shooed away. Then he followed Jun who complained that the hiding spot wasn’t big enough to hide the two of them. He had no one to hide with.

With the remaining time he had, Ohno looked for the only place that can hold him. By the time he heard Nino holler, Ohno finally found the best hiding place. He quickly hopped on the dryer and crawled inside; he fit it snugly as he made himself comfortable.

Ohno waited for Nino to find him since he could hear his other friend’s voices. However, when they all passed by the dryer, Ohno snickered when no one bothered to look.

“Oh-chan, where are you?” Aiba called out into the living room.

“Where is he?” He heard Nino mutter since he stood near the dryer. Ohno wanted to kick the sides, but he wanted to make it harder for them and remained quiet instead. When he heard Nino leave the area, Ohno giggled once again. They’ll never find him…

Ohno woke up when he heard a scream and saw Nino’s older sister staring at him as if she had seen a ghost. He smiled up when he saw her sigh in relief and called for Nino to come downstairs.

“What?” Came Nino’s voice as he ran downstairs.

“I found one of your friends,” she said and stepped aside for Nino to see.

“O-Oh-chan! That’s where you were?”

Ohno nodded sleepily as his eyes refused to keep open and smiled lazily as Nino pulled him from the dryer. As his friend escorted him upstairs, screaming for the others that he found him, Ohno wondered what time it was.

Day:223
Title:Wings
Pairing:AibaxJun
Genre/Rating:Fantasy, Smut / NC-17
Word Count:654
Summary:"I’ve waited to be with a fallen angel...show me your wings."

Aiba Masaki was once called a divine creature in heaven, but his forbidden feelings towards a creature from hell caused his fall from heaven. He thought that it was just an odd attraction towards Lucifer’s son, Jun, but he realized an eon later that his attraction was forbidden love.

Aiba immediately sought for the devil after a human year of slumber, and found him drinking alone in a bar out the middle of nowhere; he knew Jun expected him as a smirk formed on his lips. As if the years hadn’t done him in, the devil remained flawless, even without his horns and his tails. Aiba began to moan silently as his watched the devil stroke his clothed cock underneath the leather pants.

In heaven, lust was forbidden as well. But after Aiba watched humans made love, moaned each other’s names, and moved together beautifully, he’d desired to share that experience with the devil.

He silently followed the devil upstairs and away from the eyes and ears of curious humans. They walked into a dark room that was hard for humans to easily get adjusted to, but he and Jun had better eyes than humans. After they discarded their clothes and moaned to feel each other, Jun suddenly backed away.

“I’ve waited to be with a fallen angel,” the devil growled viciously, his eyes beginning to turn a dark shade of purple, “show me your wings.”

Aiba was too ashamed to show the devil, but creatures from both sides knew what happened to an angel’s wings when they were banished from heaven. Slowly, Aiba began to unfurl his wings. It used to be a beautiful color of white, but now it was a dark blood red, signifying a fallen angel that broke the heavenly rules from above.

He heard a moan come from the devil, but Aiba hid his face from him, too ashamed of himself.

“There’s no need to be so ashamed,” the devil told him as he, too, began showing his true form.

He looked very much like his human form, except his eyes were a dark shade of purple and his skin glowed bright red. Aiba had only seen his true form once when they met each other secretly and it was still as beautiful when he last saw him. Jun’s skin was hot to the touch, but the devil guided his fingers along the glowing skin, and cooled when Aiba dared to wrap his wings around him.

The devil elicited a moan as Aiba pushed him on the bed and growled darkly when Aiba bit hard onto his neck. He could feel the devil’s thick purple tail greedily wrap around his own cock, as he wrapped his own hand around Jun’s cock, and tightened around him as it moved up and down in a furious pace. He released a series loud moans, loud enough for the humans to hear, but it didn’t bother him at all.

Soon, they both came into each other stomachs, but they refused to stop touching each other. When Jun had set his cock free, Aiba forced the devil around and without a warning, pushed his soft cock into the devil. He moved with a quicker pace every time the devil moaned his name out loud, and he could feel himself become harder again. As he pushed deeper and deeper into the devil, his blood red wings released Jun and stretched from side to side. It shook and vibrated violently as Aiba rocked his body back and forth and glowed when he released in the devil’s warm hole.

He shuddered as he pulled himself from the devil and flopped besides him when he put his wings away. It was worth it being a fallen angel, he thought as he lazily traced his fingers on the devil’s sweaty skin. He watched Jun turn back into his human form and soon fell into a slumber as they held tightly onto each other.

Day:224
Title:Guide
Pairing:ShoxAiba
Genre/Rating:(slight) Angst, Fluff / G
Word Count:612
Summary:After an unfortunate accident that caused Aiba’s blindness, he thought he’d never see again.

Everything he used to see became complete darkness, even with his eyes wide open. Everything he used to enjoy staring at for hours in amazement or curiosity were all gone. If only he had been careful enough with handling the chemicals at work, he would have been able to see.

Every day that passed by, Aiba grew weary about not being able to see the life around him. He wished that somehow, he might be able to see again one day, and to see the face of his lover.

“If you don’t want me anymore, you can leave me,” Aiba told him one night as they lied awake on their bed, “I wouldn’t be too sad about it.” It was a lie, but he just wanted what’s best for him.

“Don’t ever say that,” Sho snapped and Aiba felt his strong arms wrap around him lovingly. “Even if you don’t have legs anymore, I would still love you.”

“But--”

“Don’t be stupid Masaki. I’m not just going to get up and leave because your disabled. Isn’t that why I proposed my love to you? That I’d never leave you no matter what.”

Aiba remembered the memory well and it was as if he was seeing everything again. He nodded his head and tried to cry as he remembered their private wedding, but he couldn’t even cry. Instead, he moved closer to his lover and rested his head on his bare chest. The sound of Sho’s heart beating in a soft melody calmed Aiba as he hummed a happy tune along the beat…

Sho promised that by next month, he’s going on a vacation just for him and they would travel the world within two months. Hearing this made Aiba happier, but it didn’t change the fact that he couldn’t see anymore. That would just waste Sho’s--

“It’s not a waste,” Sho said, reading his thoughts. “You’ll be able to see again, Masaki.”

“How?” He asked in a gloomy voice. “Nothing can fix it.”

“You’ll see when we get to the airplane.”

He decided to go by Sho’s words and patiently waited for his lover to announce that it was time to go. Soon, they were on the road and it was a very long trip even though he knew how close they lived near the airport, being blind made it seem longer. They finally arrived at the airport after what seemed forever to him, and was escorted to their airplane by Sho and some other people who was aware of his condition.

Getting to their airplane wasn’t long, and soon they were settled on their seats. Aiba waited a little longer, hoping something interesting would happen to his eyes, but nothing came. However, as soon as the airplane began to move, that was when Sho began to speak.

“Masaki, imagine you’re flying in the clouds and you could see the whole country below you.”

He closed his eyes and did as was told. Since he knew what the clouds looked like and had ridden on a plane once, he knew exactly what Sho was telling him; a small smile formed on his lips unconsciously.

“The clouds are like cotton candy, and they feel soft at the touch and tasted sweet when you opened your mouth to scream in excitement.”

Aiba’s smile grew wider as he remembered the sweet scent of cotton candy, and smacked his lips as he imagined stuffing a whole cotton candy in his mouth.

“Can you see now?”

He nodded his head, a happy and blissful smile on his lips.

“If I keep on doing this, you can see everything with that amazing mind of yours.”

When he thought that losing his sight meant losing everything, he shouldn’t have since there was still hope after all.

Day:225
Title:Condition
Pairings:JunxNino, NinoxAibaxOhno
Genre/Rating:PWP / PG-13
Word Count:403
Summary:If he wanted Nino to become his model, he had to accept the one and only condition.

Matsumoto Jun called many times and even left more than a thousand messages on Ninomiya Kazunari’s phone. Jun had to have his as his next model, but no matter how many times he persisted, the man hadn’t called him back. Besides, it’s not like Ninomiya would easily agree to become his model since he’s famous, and almost every photographer wanted him as much as he does.

That aside, Jun had better things to do than linger on one model. He could use Ohno Satoshi again for his natural and calming shots, or Aiba Masaki for fashionable and sexy shots; he decided on the latter. Just as he was about to dial him, however, his phone rang. He answered on the first ring, not bothering to check the caller ID.

“Hello, this is Ninomiya Kazunari. I’ve just gotten all your messages, and there are a ton.”

When he heard the familiar name, Jun stood up straight as if they were talking face to face. Finally, he answered. “Sorry ‘bout that,” he apologized, “I thought that you were purposely ignoring my calls.”

“I was--” there was a muffled moan and a familiar breathy giggle in the background, followed by another moan. “--sorry, uh, about that job you kept offering, I’ll (stop!) take it.”

Jun was about ready to celebrate by himself when Ninomiya interrupted him. “On one condition.”

For some unknown reason, he had a bad feeling. “Name it.”

“You --” a different laughter came from the background and Jun wondered how people were actually there. “-- have to be--”

“--his sex slave!” Someone else continued for him, and the voice sounded awfully familiar.

“What?”

“You heard Masaki.” No wonder the voice sounded familiar. “The only way you’re working with me is if you give in, right Oh-chan?” He heard a muffled “right!” from the background.

Jun repeated his earlier question, still trying to register what they were trying to say. As a professional photographer, this is a first, especially since it’s coming from the number talked about model. “I--”

“Look, you want me or not, it’s up to you whether you decide. Call me again and--”

“I’ll do it,” Jun’s mouth blurted out on their own and he wished he could take it back. But it was far too late when he heard Ninomiya call it a deal. When the latter hung up, at the same time he heard more than one moan in the background, Jun asked himself what he’s gotten himself into.

Day:226
Title:Attention (Animalverse series #2)
Pairing:JunxNino
Genre/Rating:Animalverse, Humor, Fluff / G
Word Count:186
Summary:Since he couldn’t get the yarn, there was one thing Nino could get.

Nino hid from the kitten’s sight and as the kitten came closer, unaware of the watchful eyes, Nino pounced from where he hid and brought his claws on the poor kitten’s tail. Jun yelped as loud as a dog would and ran off with tears in his eyes.

Soon, their master came with Jun in her arms. She stared down at Nino with an angry glare, but didn’t say anything as she walked away.

Nino mewled apologetically to his master, but not at Jun because he didn’t deserve it. He got his master’s attention when she turned around again, the angry glare still on her face. Then she bent down and held him by her other arm. Nino swayed his tail arrogantly as he threw the crying kitten a cheeky look, but his celebration soon came to an end when his master, once again, placed him in his cage.

“Nya!” Nino called for her, but this time she didn’t turn around. “Nya!”

She disappeared into the kitchen with Jun still in tow.

Nino drooped his ears in response and turned around as he let a small, “Nya…”

Day:227
Title:Buzz
Pairing:OT5
Genre/Rating:Bug!verse, Fluff, Humor / G
Word Count:388
Summary:Five unusual bees decided to leave their nest for good, but things changed along the way.

The queen didn’t care about her workers as much, and doesn’t even keep count of her sons. This gave the five working bees the opportunity to escape the laborious work the queen gave out everyday, and finally roam free around the world. One day, when the queen was busy tending to other business, they decided to take their chance.

No one was even looking when they flew right out of the entrance to their freedom. Once they were finally out into the world, they flew north. They heard of the wonderful flowers up north from other colonies near by, and they’ve always wanted to see what it was like. However, halfway into their journey, they realized they couldn’t go on much longer. In fact, they missed their home and the outside world was a bigger place than their nest.

“Bzzz,” said the oldest bee and began to turn around.

“Bzz Bzz!” the fourth bee spoke back and tried to encourage the others to follow him north.

“Bzz…” the third bee said as he flew back and forth, trying to decide who to go with.

“Bzz,” the second bee said and stood along side the first.

“Bzz,” the fifth bee agreed and stood along side the others. On the other hand, the third bee kept trying to decide whose side to pick.

“Bzz!” The fourth called for the third, who immediately came running to his side. “Bzz Bzz Bzz Bzz Bzz, Bzz!” He told the first bee that they’ve always wanted to escape from that place, and the thought of going back was just a waste. However, the first stood his ground and said nothing as he flew back to their nest.

The fourth watched him in anger and it worsened when they didn’t even look back. When he can no longer see them, the fourth glanced behind him and stared into the horizon. Indeed, the place outside of the nest was a big place and everything was a possible danger to them. Then he turned around and stared into the direction where the first, second, and fifth bee flew.

He decided then, after turning around and around, to go back home. It was the only place he knew anyways, and he might possibly die without saying goodbye to his friends. Buzzing regretfully, he headed back to the nest with the third following closely behind.

Day:228
Title:Knights
Pairing:NinoxArashi
Genre/Rating:Fantasy, AU, Humor / G
Word Count:380
Summary:It was their sworn duty to protect the princess, not to fall in love with her.

In every kingdom, there was a princess who was in need to be protected. Knights, people called them, sometimes guardians since they swore their own life to protect the princess. Each of these princesses had at least a satisfying amount of a knight or two along her side, since it was enough to protect her. However, at Ninomiya Kingdom, Kingdom of the Yellow, the princess, Ninomiya Kazuko, had four odd knights along her side.

It was said they entered, studied, and graduated together on the same day. After hearing this, her father decided to take up a step from traditions and named the four knights her protectors. Now the knights, who had yet to know of what their princess looked like, were unaware of Princess Kazuko’s unique beauty. On the day they were finally able to meet their princess, each of them fall to their knees.

“Oh,” the tanned knight sobbed and bowed to her as if she was a divine creature, “beautiful goddess, let me touch your beautiful jet black hair.

“Oh, Princess,” the buff knight sobbed and bowed before her, “let me call you mine.”

“Princess,” the knight with thick eyebrows sobbed and bowed before her feet, “I’ll kill myself for you.”

One of the knights, the taller one, didn’t follow them and instead grabbed for her hand, and knelt before her. “Allow me to marry you and make love to you, princess.”

As the four men ogled at her undying beauty, the King became furious. He was told that the men were smart and ferocious, but because of his daughter’s beauty that matched the dead queen’s, they were completely mesmerized.

“Enough!” the King shouted and banged his fist on the arm of his golden throne, “Kazuko, you are to wear a veil over your face from now on, and shan’t let these men do as they wish.”

“Yes, father,” the princess bowed and gracefully reached over her head for the white veil. Once her face was completely covered, the knights snapped out of their trance.

“Princess, this way,” the tanned knight coughed as he stood up and escorted her to the courtyard. She followed the tanned knight to the courtyard, with the other knights following closely behind.

On the other hand, her father watched the company leave with a satisfied grunt before disappearing into his chamber.


Day:229
Title:Scandal
Pairings:ShoxNino, ShoxAiba
Genre/Rating:Smut / NC-17
Word Count:559
Summary:Sho got caught with his number one fan by a paparazzi.

Sho moaned as he felt his number one fan’s, Aiba Masaki, sweaty hands slip inside of his pants. He growled hungrily into the hot kiss as the hand stroked him slowly and teasingly. He honestly wanted to fuck the life out him, right here right now, but all of a sudden, he heard the sound of a shutter. Sho gasped as he pulled away from his fan when he saw a paparazzi taking a thousand shots.

“This is going to make me rich,” the paparazzi smirked as he continued to take photos, “say hello to your doom, Sakurai Sho.”

As the paparazzi began walking away, however, Sho blocked his path and pushed him into the alley. “Please, I’m begging you. Don’t publicize it.”

The paparazzi scoffed. “As if.”

“Wait--” this time, Sho’s fan interfered, “I know you.”

“Oh, you do?”

“You’re Ninomiya Kazunari… We don’t like you,” his fan said bluntly and narrowed his eyes, “you’re an ass to all the famous people.”

“I know,” Nino agreed arrogantly as he wiped the screen on his camera. “Since you know who I am, then you must know what I do, and it’s not just taking pictures.”

“What does he mean?” Sho asked.

“He’s a blackmailer. If you want your photos not to be publicized, you have to give in to what he says.”

“And I want,” Nino’s eyes moved up and down as he scanned Sho’s body, “to get fucked by you.”

“Wha--”

“Do it Sho-chan.”

“I…Ok…” He brought the two man back to his home just in case there was going to be another paparazzi. As soon as they were behind the front doors, Nino slipped his hands inside of Sho’s pant while Aiba whined for attention in the background.

“No fair, I got to him first.”

“But I’m more important,” Nino smirked before capturing Sho’s plump lips with his.

Sho moaned as he rocked his body up and down while Nino stroked him faster. His pants were getting uncomfortable around his cock and he couldn’t take it anymore. Pushing Nino aside, he pulled his pans down in one go and demanded Nino to take off his pants. Once they all naked, Aiba wanted in because he was left out, Sho positioned his dick in front of Nino’s wet hole. He was too impatient to wait and prepare Nino since he’s been waiting to fuck someone today. As he thrust his cock in, Sho shuddered and groaned and asked Nino if he could take Aiba’s cock in his mouth. He threw his head back as he pushed deeper and deeper into the thin man and moaned as Aiba played with his body. He then pulled Aiba into a hot kiss as Nino rocked back and forth in between them.

“I’m close,” Sho moaned as he plunged deeper and faster into Nino.

“I-urrg…” Aiba shuddered as he released his in Nino’s mouth. “Thanks, Nino-chan…”

“Hurry,” Nino panted below him as he stroked himself lazily.

He obeyed Nino and pressed him against the wall. He fucked him harder and faster and moaned when Nino tightened so damn beautifully around his cock. It only took one more thrust as he came inside of the man.

“Fuck,” Nino cursed and pulled away, “that was damn amazing. Now for your photos, I’ll keep them, but I’m not going to publicize it.”

Sho took the man’s word and sighed in relief.

“Now,” Nino smirked and grabbed both of Sho’s and Aiba’s dicks. “Let’s go for another round.”


Day:230
Title:Wish
Pairing:ShoxAiba
Genre/Rating:Angst / G
Word Count:650
Summary:He wished for one thing only.

Aiba felt worse as the days passed by quickly and his time in the hospital was just a waste. He would be happy if the doctors found a treatment for leukemia during the years he spent in the hospital, but he knew it would take more years to research.

All he wanted was to live longer and grow gray hairs.

He sighed as he pulled his wheelchair out into the rooftop. He loved spending most of his time there from morning till night, and it was the only place he could every get close to seeing the world. It hasn’t changed the first time he came up here as a kid and he wished it wouldn’t change even after he’s no longer in Earth.

The day quickly came to an end and Aiba was looking up at the stars. They twinkled brightly in his eyes and-- A shooting star zoomed across the sky and Aiba almost fell from his wheelchair in excitement. It was a first for him to see it, and as soon as another one zoomed by, Aiba closed his eyes and clasped his hands together as if in a prayer.

I wish I die happily.

Normally, people near their deaths wished to live longer, but he’s already accepted his death ever since he was a child. He knew that there was no hope for him to live longer, and that the world would continue without him anyways. Once he’s made his wish, he turned his wheelchair back around to head back to his room when out of nowhere, he heard a yelp.

He looked around and saw no one, but he noticed that someone was on the floor besides him, writhing in pain.

Aiba wanted to stand up and help him up, but the man stopped him and got up himself. “I didn’t see you, sorry,” he apologized and bowed his head till his chin was touching his chest.

“It’s ok, and it’s past your bed time…”

“Aiba Masaki,” he introduced himself as he looked up and saw that the man was a doctor he’s doesn’t recognize.

“…Aiba-san.”

“I know, I’m sorry. I--”

“I’ll escort you,” the doctor interrupted him and smiled as he walked behind the wheel chair.

The silence around them was unbearable since Aiba always liked to talk with anyone. He began asking him what his name was.

“I’m Sakurai Sho,” the doctor introduced himself.

“You’re new here, aren’t you?”

“Yes, I’ve only begun my first day today, but it didn’t go well.”

“What happened?” Aiba asked him curiously, hoping that the doctor wouldn’t be bothered about answering his questions.

The doctor laughed nervously and the wheelchair came to a stop in front of his room. “I tripped here and there, and broke some of my equipments…”

Aiba laughed. He’s never heard of a doctor being clumsy. “I don’t want you to be my doctor when I get transferred,” he said with a joking laugh. “But I understand since it’s your first day. You must have been nervous.”

“I was pretty nervous,” the doctor agreed and opened the door for him.

Once he was in his room, the man was about to bid him goodnight when Aiba’s hand grabbed his end of his white lab coat. “Um… will you stay until I fall asleep?” He knew it was an absurd request since the doctor may be busy, but Aiba felt in need of someone besides him tonight.

“Sure,” the man answered, surprising Aiba as the man took a seat on the couch near the bathroom door.

“Thanks,” Aiba muttered and crawled on top of the hospital bed. It was difficult trying to get inside of his blankets since his legs were asleep the whole time, but the doctor came and helped tuck him in his blanket. He mumbled another thanks before turning to his back on the doctor.

He smiled as he closed his eyes and slept with the thought of a new friend he’s made in his short life.


Day:231
Title:Burnt
Pairing:AibaxNino
Genre/Rating:Crack / G
Word Count:438
Summary:The effect of being suntanned for a long time. Well, for Aiba, that is.

Aiba lost track of time when he woke up, sun burnt and sizzling like a frying pan. The last thing he remembered was conversing with Nino about this funny TV show he watched last night. Speaking of Nino… Aiba gasped when he saw his usually light-skinned friend burnt into a crisp. It was odd how his friend turned into a burnt bread while he remained himself, except he was darker and more orange.

He carefully detached himself from the lounger and winced in pain when he felt his skin detach from the nylon seating. It was really painful, but Aiba worried more for his friend. Carefully, he picked him up and brought him back to the summer home.

Perhaps butter would work on him. Aiba rummaged through the fridge and found a tub of butter sitting in the second row. He quickly took it out of it’s nesting area and then grabbed a clean butter knife. Once he had the things set besides his poor friend, he gently and carefully spread the butter all over him. He waited for a second to see if Nino turned back, then a minute, and an hour, but his friend remained as a bread.

“Oh, Nino,” Aiba wept and held his friend in his arm, “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have slept and--”

“Oi, Aibaka. What are you up to?”

The sound of his friend’s voice brought him back to reality. He stared at the bread in shock and relief as he tried to find his mouth. “You’re alive?” He asked the bread and held him up like Raffiki did with Simba.

“I’m not a bread, you idiot!”

Aiba cocked his head to the side in confusion and realized that the voice was actually coming from somewhere else. Setting Nino down on the counter, he looked around and saw his friend standing by the doorway with a towel slung over his shoulders. He stared at him and the bread in shock.

“Did it work?” Nino asked, a playful smirk on his face.

“W-what did?”

“I made you think I became a bread with that brain of yours. And that tan--” Nino guffawed and held his stomach as tears came out of his eyes. “So glad I didn’t wake you up.”

Aiba was confused. “B-but Nino… I don’t--”

“Have fun trying to be comfortable,” Nino snickered and disappeared into one of the rooms.

As he tried to figure out what just happened, he grabbed the burnt toast without paying attention and bit into it. When he was halfway finishing the burnt toast, Aiba finally noticed and screamed as he tried to throw up the rest of his friend back to earth.


Day:232
Title:Stare
Pairing:AibaxOhno
Genre/Rating:Humor / G
Word Count:233
Summary:Aiba wanted to hold a staring contest among Arashi, but Ohno was the only one willing to join.

Aiba kept his eyes open as Ohno stared back at him. He wasn’t going to lose this fight and--

Ohno blinked when his arm slipped and his eyes remained closed as his head, thankfully, landed on Aiba’s hand.

“Riidaa, you have to stay awake. I won’t be able to win for real if you keep doing this.”

“Sorry,” Ohno apologized as, once again, propped his elbows on the table and rested his chin on his palms. He kept his eyes open, or tried to, but his elbow slipped again, and his head landed on the wooden table with a soft thump.

“Riidaa!” He yelled and Ohno’s head snapped up, his eyes remained closed. “Open. Your. Eyes!” The flew open in a blink of an eye, and his eyes were bulging wide as if something bit him on the buttocks. “Thank you,” Aiba muttered and fixed Ohno’s position for him. “Now, if only you’d--” He groaned when he saw that Ohno’s eyes were closed. He yelled and shook him, but it wouldn’t work anymore since Ohno began to snore.

In the end, Aiba gave up on trying to win and Ohno altogether. He just wants to sleep and--

Aiba let a yawn as he propped his elbows on the table and rested his chin on his palms. Before he went into deep slumber, he heard Nino say something he was unable to comment back on.

“Look, it’s a sleeping contest.”


Day:233
Title:Probe-ation
Pairings:AibaxNino, OhnoxNino, OT5
Genre/Rating:Crack / G
Word Count:398
Summary:*Insert angry alien language here, and a few incoherent alien shouts.*

“Dkasjfuasdk!” Aiba yelled at his three assistants, Ohno, Sho and Jun for doing the surgery incorrectly. He shouldn’t have brought them with him if he knew they were going to be useless. “Kaksdasiasd. Kakshdkshadasdugdfdas.”

“Dahhh,” Ohno mumbled and went to the equipment room as he was told. Aiba told him to get a few surgical tools that didn’t even exist just so he could get lost in there himself.

“Kjaksdhjsakd,” Aiba pointed towards the human they were experimenting on. He fell unconscious earlier, but now that anesthesia was wearing off, he was starting to wake up.

“W-where am I?” The human stuttered as he opened his eyes.

Aiba understood a bit of the human language. “Dahhngherr,” he managed to mutter as he held up a bright green surgical equipment, “Huuumhaann.”

“What… A-aliens?” The human began to scramble away and Aiba glared angrily towards Jun’s direction, who he gave the direction of strapping the human down. However, the human was already running away. He ordered Sho to run after him, but the alien just stood in place as he stared at him. He decided to run after the human himself when Sho refused to budge, and caught up with him within a second.

“Noo,” Aiba said seriously and carried the human back, and this time strapped him on the table. “Wehhhhh learrhnnn huuumhaannss.”

“You mean you’re going to probe me?”

Aiba nodded and grabbed another tool from the side. He wanted to learn so much about the humans and the way they live through his human he had. If he successfully collected information for him and watched him under surveillance, he can walk the earth with humans, too. Just as he was about to insert a tool in the human’s head, Ohno came out from the equipment room, too early to Aiba’s liking.

“Ohhhh,” Ohno awed as he saw the human stare back at him, “Puuuhreettyy…”

“Ew, weird,” the human said in disgust and turned his head away from the alien.

As he was about to resume his research, however, there was a stumble from where Ohno stood and he saw that the alien was on the ground. Aiba just laughed, but hissed in anger when he heard the straps release. He wanted to scold the alien so badly and because of this, the human was able to escape.

“Kkasdashfuasdksadkhfkash!” Aiba screamed in anger, as once again, he failed his research because of these three hooligans.

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A/N:Excuse the last three drabbles because I was sleep deprived while I wrote it, and felt oddly hyper at the time.

Days 201-219 | Days 233-240

pairing:aibaxnino, pairing:aibaxjun, length:drabble, fic challenge, rating:nc-17, rating:pg-13, genre:humor/crack, genre:fantasy, genre:smut

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