One shot - The prank that backfired
Title: The prank that backfired
Pairings: OT5, ohmiya
Genre: General, comedy, fluff
Rating: G
Length: ~1200
Disclaimer: Fiction! :)
Note: Hi everyone! It’s been ridiculously long since I’ve written!! Exams are coming very fast and the weeks have just raced by! But I wanted to post something, even if it's quite short. :D
Just a random idea I had a while back, with of course some ohmiya fluff at the end. ;)
Hope you like it!
“Morning!” Sho exclaims as he walks into the green room.
“Hmm.” Ohno replies distractedly.
“Hello!” Aiba shouts happily, following Sho inside, Jun just behind them. But the three men freeze at the image that greets their eyes.
Nino is sleeping on the sofa, his head resting on Ohno’s laps. And the older man is concentrating very hard on a DS.
“I’m not the only one seeing this... right?” Jun mutters quietly to the other two, who shake their heads in response.
“Emm... Ohno?” Sho asks hesitantly.
“Give me a minute.”
There is a perplexed pause... The only sound filling the room is the insistent tapping on the gaming console.
Finally Ohno puts it down and looks up lazily. “Hi guys... Why are you just standing there?”
Jun is the first to manage a reply. “No reason. Nino’s sleeping?”
“Looks like it...” The older man replies, shrugging.
Aiba takes a few curious steps closer to them. Nino is not usually one to sleep in front of everyone.
“10 minutes to filming!” Someone shouts from the door, making everyone jump.
Jun and Sho start getting ready, but Aiba is still staring at his younger friend, a small smile creeping up on his lips.
“What are you thinking Aiba?” Ohno asks.
“Shh.” The taller man puts a finger on his lips. There aren’t many opportunities to surprise Nino... And Aiba has been waiting for a chance to get revenge from a prank the latter played on him a few weeks back.
“Nino!!! Someone stole your wallet!!!” he suddenly shouts.
But the reaction is not nearly as dramatic as he would have hoped.
The short man slowly wakes and sits up, rubbing his eyes. “Hey Aiba-chan, really?”
“Oh.. Emm.. no...” Aiba answers crestfallen. “Never mind...” He says, feeling very confused, before going to get ready as well.
*
The pair act strange all day, and even the staff start muttering between themselves. They’ve never seen Ohno and Nino like this.
Nino keeps daydreaming, and has barely said two sentences, while Ohno has teased the guest, and made more bratty remarks anyone’s ever heard him say!
*
“They spend so much time together, I guess it was bound to happen...” Sho says quietly as they are taking a break.
“You’re kidding me... There is no way this is a natural thing. I am sure they are playing a prank on us. It’s exactly the kind of thing Nino would do.” Jun mutters.
Aiba chuckles, and the other two raise an eyebrow at him.
“Well... it is kind of funny, to see them like that...”
Sho smiles at him. “True... and it’s a nice change to have Ohno talk this much.”
But the youngest man is frowning, thinking hard. Suddenly, a wide grin spreads on his face.
“They want to prank us, well now we know what they are doing, let’s test how far they are willing to act!”
The other two laugh. “You know... you’re sounding a bit like Nino right now...” Aiba says, winking.
Jun rolls his eyes. “Shut up.”
*
“Hey Ohno!” Sho walks up to the older man. “I think it’s really great you’re being very talkative today!”
The latter grins. “Thank you!”
“You know what? I heard the producer saying in fact, he likes it so much, he wants you to be the main presenter for the show tomorrow!”
“Ohh... I-- I see...” Ohno says, trying no to let the panic show on his face.
“Really cool, huh?!” Sho grins at him before walking off.
*
“Hey Nino...” Jun sits by the shorter man.
“Hmm...”
“Feeling sleepy today?”
“Hmm...”
“I meant to ask you, what do you think of this hat?” Jun asks, pointing to his head.
Nino has noticed it already. In fact it’s the first thing he saw when Jun sat next to him. It is ridiculous, pink and yellow... And it’s taken everything in him not to make fun of the younger man. Ohno wouldn’t, Ohno wouldn’t...
“I dunno...” he mutters between clenched teeth.
“Hmm.. Alright, I’ll go ask Sho...” Jun says after a pause, and walks out with a smirk.
*
The second part of the filming becomes increasingly difficult for Ohno and Nino. Their prank started out quite well... But even their fairly good acting skills are tested to their limits... And just because of the other members!
Nino didn’t think it would be this difficult to stay quiet and look half-asleep, but somehow, Aiba and Sho are acting more dorky than ever, and Jun really deserves to be told off about his diva behaviour. But he can’t. And even Ohno, acting like him, is not mocking the other three nearly enough.
On the other hand, Ohno is feeling more and more stressed. The impression he left this morning of being more talkative has definitely backfired. Everyone is so happy with him talking, they are constantly asking him questions, and looking expectantly at him even if a question asked was not particularly for him.
He can feel his energy quickly going down. How does Nino talk this much every day?!
*
Finally the day comes to an end, and as they head to the green room to change, Ohno pulls Nino close and mutters: “Let’s get out of here. Quickly!”
The younger nods vigorously.
They change at top speed, but just as they are about to leave, Jun blocks their path to the door.
“Leaving so quickly?” he asks innocently.
“Yeah... Nino is tired...” Ohno replies.
“I see...” Jun replies thoughtfully. “See Nino, I guess you haven’t been sleeping enough. You should really be careful with your health and lifestyle.”
Nino nods and bites his tongue. He so wish he could just tell him to mind his business... So what if he wants to play videogames all night? He’s an adult, he can do whatever he wants!
But Ohno wouldn’t say that...
“Hey Ohno! Before I leave, should I tell the producer you agree with the idea of you being asking the questions to the guest tomorrow?” Sho asks suddenly.
“Emm...” Ohno starts panicking. It was just supposed to be today... He doesn’t think he could manage being as energetic like he was today, again tomorrow. “I...”
Nino frowns, looking between the two.
Finally he exclaims. “Okay, fine! You got us. We were playing a prank on you! Sho don’t do that, Ohno has no wish to keep talking this much in the show. And Jun, your hat looks absolutely ridiculous. It's nearly as ridiculous as the way Aiba threw the bowling ball today.”
Ignoring Jun’s satisfied smirk, Sho’s laugh and Aiba’s giggles, he grabs Ohno’s hand, and stomps out to the corridor.
*
“It didn’t really work today...” Nino says thoughtfully.
They are resting on the couch in their little flat, and the “master prankster” is wondering where it went wrong.
“It was a bit obvious...” Ohno replies sleepily. “But their faces when they saw us in the morning... They were funny...” He chuckles.
Nino grins.
“So not a complete failure then?”
“Nah... And I like the idea that people who saw us today think we are rubbing off each other’s personalities... That we are really close...” The older man says with a smile, which is quickly covered by Nino’s soft lips.
“Close? Us?”
Ohno chuckles. “Shut up you idiot.” He whispers, and pulls him close for a deeper kiss.
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Comments are loved! ^_^
Pairings: OT5, ohmiya
Genre: General, comedy, fluff
Rating: G
Length: ~1200
Disclaimer: Fiction! :)
Note: Hi everyone! It’s been ridiculously long since I’ve written!! Exams are coming very fast and the weeks have just raced by! But I wanted to post something, even if it's quite short. :D
Just a random idea I had a while back, with of course some ohmiya fluff at the end. ;)
Hope you like it!
“Morning!” Sho exclaims as he walks into the green room.
“Hmm.” Ohno replies distractedly.
“Hello!” Aiba shouts happily, following Sho inside, Jun just behind them. But the three men freeze at the image that greets their eyes.
Nino is sleeping on the sofa, his head resting on Ohno’s laps. And the older man is concentrating very hard on a DS.
“I’m not the only one seeing this... right?” Jun mutters quietly to the other two, who shake their heads in response.
“Emm... Ohno?” Sho asks hesitantly.
“Give me a minute.”
There is a perplexed pause... The only sound filling the room is the insistent tapping on the gaming console.
Finally Ohno puts it down and looks up lazily. “Hi guys... Why are you just standing there?”
Jun is the first to manage a reply. “No reason. Nino’s sleeping?”
“Looks like it...” The older man replies, shrugging.
Aiba takes a few curious steps closer to them. Nino is not usually one to sleep in front of everyone.
“10 minutes to filming!” Someone shouts from the door, making everyone jump.
Jun and Sho start getting ready, but Aiba is still staring at his younger friend, a small smile creeping up on his lips.
“What are you thinking Aiba?” Ohno asks.
“Shh.” The taller man puts a finger on his lips. There aren’t many opportunities to surprise Nino... And Aiba has been waiting for a chance to get revenge from a prank the latter played on him a few weeks back.
“Nino!!! Someone stole your wallet!!!” he suddenly shouts.
But the reaction is not nearly as dramatic as he would have hoped.
The short man slowly wakes and sits up, rubbing his eyes. “Hey Aiba-chan, really?”
“Oh.. Emm.. no...” Aiba answers crestfallen. “Never mind...” He says, feeling very confused, before going to get ready as well.
*
The pair act strange all day, and even the staff start muttering between themselves. They’ve never seen Ohno and Nino like this.
Nino keeps daydreaming, and has barely said two sentences, while Ohno has teased the guest, and made more bratty remarks anyone’s ever heard him say!
*
“They spend so much time together, I guess it was bound to happen...” Sho says quietly as they are taking a break.
“You’re kidding me... There is no way this is a natural thing. I am sure they are playing a prank on us. It’s exactly the kind of thing Nino would do.” Jun mutters.
Aiba chuckles, and the other two raise an eyebrow at him.
“Well... it is kind of funny, to see them like that...”
Sho smiles at him. “True... and it’s a nice change to have Ohno talk this much.”
But the youngest man is frowning, thinking hard. Suddenly, a wide grin spreads on his face.
“They want to prank us, well now we know what they are doing, let’s test how far they are willing to act!”
The other two laugh. “You know... you’re sounding a bit like Nino right now...” Aiba says, winking.
Jun rolls his eyes. “Shut up.”
*
“Hey Ohno!” Sho walks up to the older man. “I think it’s really great you’re being very talkative today!”
The latter grins. “Thank you!”
“You know what? I heard the producer saying in fact, he likes it so much, he wants you to be the main presenter for the show tomorrow!”
“Ohh... I-- I see...” Ohno says, trying no to let the panic show on his face.
“Really cool, huh?!” Sho grins at him before walking off.
*
“Hey Nino...” Jun sits by the shorter man.
“Hmm...”
“Feeling sleepy today?”
“Hmm...”
“I meant to ask you, what do you think of this hat?” Jun asks, pointing to his head.
Nino has noticed it already. In fact it’s the first thing he saw when Jun sat next to him. It is ridiculous, pink and yellow... And it’s taken everything in him not to make fun of the younger man. Ohno wouldn’t, Ohno wouldn’t...
“I dunno...” he mutters between clenched teeth.
“Hmm.. Alright, I’ll go ask Sho...” Jun says after a pause, and walks out with a smirk.
*
The second part of the filming becomes increasingly difficult for Ohno and Nino. Their prank started out quite well... But even their fairly good acting skills are tested to their limits... And just because of the other members!
Nino didn’t think it would be this difficult to stay quiet and look half-asleep, but somehow, Aiba and Sho are acting more dorky than ever, and Jun really deserves to be told off about his diva behaviour. But he can’t. And even Ohno, acting like him, is not mocking the other three nearly enough.
On the other hand, Ohno is feeling more and more stressed. The impression he left this morning of being more talkative has definitely backfired. Everyone is so happy with him talking, they are constantly asking him questions, and looking expectantly at him even if a question asked was not particularly for him.
He can feel his energy quickly going down. How does Nino talk this much every day?!
*
Finally the day comes to an end, and as they head to the green room to change, Ohno pulls Nino close and mutters: “Let’s get out of here. Quickly!”
The younger nods vigorously.
They change at top speed, but just as they are about to leave, Jun blocks their path to the door.
“Leaving so quickly?” he asks innocently.
“Yeah... Nino is tired...” Ohno replies.
“I see...” Jun replies thoughtfully. “See Nino, I guess you haven’t been sleeping enough. You should really be careful with your health and lifestyle.”
Nino nods and bites his tongue. He so wish he could just tell him to mind his business... So what if he wants to play videogames all night? He’s an adult, he can do whatever he wants!
But Ohno wouldn’t say that...
“Hey Ohno! Before I leave, should I tell the producer you agree with the idea of you being asking the questions to the guest tomorrow?” Sho asks suddenly.
“Emm...” Ohno starts panicking. It was just supposed to be today... He doesn’t think he could manage being as energetic like he was today, again tomorrow. “I...”
Nino frowns, looking between the two.
Finally he exclaims. “Okay, fine! You got us. We were playing a prank on you! Sho don’t do that, Ohno has no wish to keep talking this much in the show. And Jun, your hat looks absolutely ridiculous. It's nearly as ridiculous as the way Aiba threw the bowling ball today.”
Ignoring Jun’s satisfied smirk, Sho’s laugh and Aiba’s giggles, he grabs Ohno’s hand, and stomps out to the corridor.
*
“It didn’t really work today...” Nino says thoughtfully.
They are resting on the couch in their little flat, and the “master prankster” is wondering where it went wrong.
“It was a bit obvious...” Ohno replies sleepily. “But their faces when they saw us in the morning... They were funny...” He chuckles.
Nino grins.
“So not a complete failure then?”
“Nah... And I like the idea that people who saw us today think we are rubbing off each other’s personalities... That we are really close...” The older man says with a smile, which is quickly covered by Nino’s soft lips.
“Close? Us?”
Ohno chuckles. “Shut up you idiot.” He whispers, and pulls him close for a deeper kiss.
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Comments are loved! ^_^