I found this meme while wandering around. It looked fun so I tried.
And hell yeah it was.
Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Type in the first answer.
Tag 3 friends.
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Keisuke needs to become Warrior of Love and Justice. [I do...?]
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Keisuke looks like my friend Aldon. [OH HAI ALDON! 8D]
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Keisuke says he doesn't really want to become a doctor, but when people get sick, he cannot help but tend to their condition. [D'awwwww. *hugs self*]
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Keisuke wants justice with angels. [YEAH JUSTICE!]
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Keisuke hates women with a passion, thinking that they are all the same since his mother had been an unfaithful wife. [Awesome.]
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Keisuke does not have any Contacts at this time. [*wallows* Add me!]
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Keisuke asks, “show yourself, NOW” [I AM SCARED. OAO]
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Keisuke goes to the cabinet. [*hides* Ain't I cute?]
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Keisuke likes Twilight. [THIS IS SO FORKING WRONG. Murder me.]
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Little Keisuke ate delicate carrot slices shaped like lotus blossoms. [Couldn't find anything with 'eats' so I replaced it with 'ate'. And then I was cute. XDD]
Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Keisuke wears his older sister's underwear and she catches him in the act. [I am not a HE. But I am sooo amused with this answer. 8D]
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: [Dun have. Can't find.]
WHY YES, I AM A JUSTICE OBSESSED LOTUS BLOSSOM SHAPED CARROT EATING DORK WHO HIDES IN THE CABINET TO HATE WOMEN WITH PASSION WHILE WEARING MY SISTER'S UNDERWEAR.
I TAG MY F-LIST. GO DO IT. NOW.