THE BEST SEX EVER on Max...
I know I've mentioned this before, but there is SOO much porn on digital cable, it's unbelievable. Real Sex on HBO is my favorite though, because it doesn't really qualify as porn. Okay. Why. Am I talking about porn. I'm writing this with porn in the background. I can hear two men in the apartment next door. No one fucking sleeps in these apartments. And everyone's like 20-something years old with low wage jobs. Then there's the guy on the oxygen tank who goes out to smoke every 10 minutes.
Living here gets better everyday.
OH! HAHHA and my mom is fucking crazy. She hates me yet I JUST walked into my room to find a big box from Victoria Secret's and WHADDAYA KNOW, she bought me like... a bazillion underwear. I don't understand. This is the coolest Valentine's Day present I've ever gotten from my mom... how'd she know I needed underwear?
Oh, just so whoever reads this knows,
I live with my Dad now in Vernon Rockville.
Moved out of Mom's house and stuff.
Too many conflicts that were unneccessary.
Back to the porn.