Guamese sounds kind of squishy...
I'm rotting at my fake job, feeling very proud of myself because I may have just produced the most elegant and convincing bullshit my philosophy prof has ever seen.
Had lunch with hot Richard, the Guamese guy. Yes, I just invented that word, because I have no idea what you call people from Guam. I know they're American, but ethnically what are they? Anyway, we had a good conversation. I managed not to lunge across the table and tear his clothes off, even though Dave is on the bad list at the moment... But hey, even though I'm married I still appreciate a good-looking guy! I mean, of course I would prefer Ryan, but that whole gayness thing kind of gets in the way of our hot monkey love.
Had lunch with hot Richard, the Guamese guy. Yes, I just invented that word, because I have no idea what you call people from Guam. I know they're American, but ethnically what are they? Anyway, we had a good conversation. I managed not to lunge across the table and tear his clothes off, even though Dave is on the bad list at the moment... But hey, even though I'm married I still appreciate a good-looking guy! I mean, of course I would prefer Ryan, but that whole gayness thing kind of gets in the way of our hot monkey love.