#035 - Coffee Talk
#035 - Coffee Talk
Coffee is maybe the trickiest liquid on the face of this Earth. If it’s too hot, it scalds your tongue, peels the skin off the roof of your mouth, and causes you to not be able to taste anything for at least 12 hours. Now, the remedy to this is to what I like to call, “Pre Ice” your coffee. Where you put just a little ice in the bottom of your cup, and pour the coffee on top to cool it. There are plenty of flaws to this theory though. One of those flaws being if you put too much ice in, you get instantly COLD coffee, and really, I don’t want cold in the morning unless it’s a blizzard snowing me in to prevent me from going to work. If you don’t put enough ice in, then you’re rumbling down the road at 55 miles per hour, and not thinking you take a drink of your coffee, like a frat pledge having your 1st keg beer, and realize, “Oh Shit, its still 3 degrees hotter than hell”. Then of course you cycle back to the whole burnt mouth syndrome. This morning was a too cold coffee morning for me, but I suffered through it. I would have taken a “warm up” off the coffee pots here at work, but I heard if you mix Starbucks coffee with coffee made with those little white pouches with the black lettering that just says “COFFEE” on them, it could be a catalyst to the apocalypse. I used to think Starbucks was the anti-Christ, until I started becoming a coffee drinker, then they brainwashed me just like the rest of the masses!
I also have a new love affair in my life. It is the 99 cent Wendy’s Chicken sandwich. I thought the McDonalds chicken was genius. I was WRONG. The Wendy’s chicken sandwich grabs Ronald by his poofy red hair, then poops on his head! Yes, it is THAT GOOD! In fact, I brought noodles to eat for lunch today, and I have scrapped that idea for 2 of these pieces of “cluckin” art.
Well, I have an exciting weekend, helping in the big move, drinking beer tonight, and dinner with the rents on Sunday. Woo! Party time haha! OK so its not THAT exciting!
Guess I might as well move along to the QUESTION OF THE DAY!!!!
Remember Lime Flavored Coke? What ever happened to that stuff? Oh and the “New” Coke, and Coke Zero? Look, I have a suggestion. Dear Coke- Stop fucking with what has worked for 100 years! If the wheel is still round, and rolling after all this time…why would you dick with it?
Have a great weekend everyone!
Coffee is maybe the trickiest liquid on the face of this Earth. If it’s too hot, it scalds your tongue, peels the skin off the roof of your mouth, and causes you to not be able to taste anything for at least 12 hours. Now, the remedy to this is to what I like to call, “Pre Ice” your coffee. Where you put just a little ice in the bottom of your cup, and pour the coffee on top to cool it. There are plenty of flaws to this theory though. One of those flaws being if you put too much ice in, you get instantly COLD coffee, and really, I don’t want cold in the morning unless it’s a blizzard snowing me in to prevent me from going to work. If you don’t put enough ice in, then you’re rumbling down the road at 55 miles per hour, and not thinking you take a drink of your coffee, like a frat pledge having your 1st keg beer, and realize, “Oh Shit, its still 3 degrees hotter than hell”. Then of course you cycle back to the whole burnt mouth syndrome. This morning was a too cold coffee morning for me, but I suffered through it. I would have taken a “warm up” off the coffee pots here at work, but I heard if you mix Starbucks coffee with coffee made with those little white pouches with the black lettering that just says “COFFEE” on them, it could be a catalyst to the apocalypse. I used to think Starbucks was the anti-Christ, until I started becoming a coffee drinker, then they brainwashed me just like the rest of the masses!
I also have a new love affair in my life. It is the 99 cent Wendy’s Chicken sandwich. I thought the McDonalds chicken was genius. I was WRONG. The Wendy’s chicken sandwich grabs Ronald by his poofy red hair, then poops on his head! Yes, it is THAT GOOD! In fact, I brought noodles to eat for lunch today, and I have scrapped that idea for 2 of these pieces of “cluckin” art.
Well, I have an exciting weekend, helping in the big move, drinking beer tonight, and dinner with the rents on Sunday. Woo! Party time haha! OK so its not THAT exciting!
Guess I might as well move along to the QUESTION OF THE DAY!!!!
Remember Lime Flavored Coke? What ever happened to that stuff? Oh and the “New” Coke, and Coke Zero? Look, I have a suggestion. Dear Coke- Stop fucking with what has worked for 100 years! If the wheel is still round, and rolling after all this time…why would you dick with it?
Have a great weekend everyone!