#004 - Seriously Folks, Seriously…

May 17, 2006 14:39

#004 - Seriously Folks, Seriously…

So while I’m at work yesterday, it comes down the wire, that one of the Ohio State Students who had been abducted from Campus had been found! Hiroshi Hayashi ,(who from this point forward will be known either as Super NintenDOH, or just NintenDOLT) was found near Athens Tennessee yesterday, where he said he escaped his abductors and went to the local authorities……….or DID he……..turns out, this moron abducted HIMSELF! He ran OUT of money in Tennessee, and then went to the authorities because he knew he could get a ride home if he said he was abducted. First off… DUDE, you have been missing for like a WEEK! I could have WALKED to Florida by NOW! You only made it to Tennessee!?!?! Did you get distracted or something in Kentucky?? I mean seriously folks….SERIOUSLY, what was this kid even thinking. Oh wait, never mind, it’s the trend of the current high school senior and college freshman…they ARE NOT THINKING! Daily I witness the death of common sense, and it pains me. So in a 5-7 day span, Super NintenDUH went from lost…to found….to arrested and put on suicide watch. Looks like he is in the early running for a Darwin award!

Another thing that baffles my imagination is this. In my profession, I deal with a lot of paper documents, sometimes I need to run these paper documents through a large $100,000 dollar scanner, and then take them through a process that makes them pretty text searchable Adobe PDF files and are located in their proper location on the main frame. It all sounds simple enough right, and for the most part, sometimes we have high volumes of work, and it gets a little stressed, but 98% of the time everything is fine. Well this section isn’t ABOUT that 98 percentile…. It’s about that bastard 2% that goes wrong! With all this talk about illegal immigrants and taxes and wages being too low and blah blah blah blah with Mexico….we need to concentrate on a bigger crime. The quality of paperwork that we get from Puerto Fuckin Rico! I have never seen such crappy quality in my life, not only does every page look like it was copied on an old school “ditto” machine, but most of the time the pages are torn and water damaged. Where the Sam HELL are they storing this “legal important paperwork” at? On the back of a friggin Donkey!?!?! Do they use it for bedding in the chicken coup and spray it down before they send it to me? Seriously folks, seriously…some of this paperwork had to of been used to plug holes in the roofs of huts during the last hurricane down there. I think it just accidentally BLEW to Ohio and now they want it imaged to put in a museum or something. Join my cause…..Send all the crappy paper back to Puerto Rico!!! Your not even a real state anyway….Puerto Rico is America’s little bitch……hehe

As always, I will leave you with:

Question of the DAY!!!!

Why do we say “God Bless You” when someone projectile sneezes about 42 BILLION germs and whatever out of their mouth at 75 miles per hour, but say God Damn You when someone lets a smelly fart that isn’t harming anything but the underwear that the person is wearing???
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