#002 - I thought Central Ohio was a relatively Safe Place…UNTIL

May 16, 2006 10:34

#002 - I thought Central Ohio was a relatively Safe Place…UNTIL

Is it just me or has all hell broken loose around here? If you don’t live in Central Ohio let me give you the low down. Just off the top of my head, in the last YEAR, we have had a guy sniping cars off overpasses of major highways. (though I have a better grasp of why now, I think some girl drove him crazy!! J/k!! You know who Im talking to) We have had 1 OSU Student Murdered, a serial rapist on OSU’s Campus, and just in the past month we have had 2 men just vanish into thin air. People don’t just disappear folks (unless they owe their bookie a LOT LOT LOT of money!), so why hasn’t anyone figured out what’s happening. Last but not least, an 18 year old OSU (Marion Campus) Student dies of Bacterial Meningitis on Friday…that’s like black death plague shit man!!! I’m waiting for the sky to open up and start raining blood and ice! I don’t know what who did in this area to piss the higher powers off, but you better friggin KNOCK IT OFF, or we just might implode!!!

On a happier note, I had the opportunity last night to meet a hybred creature, kinda like a gene splice thing, but not really. It’s a Lab Dalmatian Cow mix….(ok, maybe not a cow…but I waited for him to moo for HOURS last night…never happened…what a disappointment). I think he really liked me, because he tried to hump my leg 4-5 times. (OK I retract everything I said about him being a cow, because the idea of a cow humping someone’s leg is just friggin DISTURBING!)

I think that’s enough now….as always I leave you with a:

QUESTION OF THE DAY!!!!!!!

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one was around, and lands on George W. Bush….would gas prices rise or fall….and would anyone really care?
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