Aaaarrrrrg! Don't be forgettin' "Talk Like A Pirate Day"!

[ohikennedy]

Visit Talk Like A Pirate links, YAAARRR--Australian Pirates,  or TLAP Songs for inspiration & sing-alongs, & get your yo-ho-ho's on!

As a public service (for certain values of service) here are some bits to get you started annoying your friends, family & co-workers.

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  To err is human, to Arrrgggghhhh is Pirate!
  
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  Q:  What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?
  A:  Tis the sea, matey, tis the sea!
  

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  Dead men don't bite!  [from Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson]
  
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  A pirate walks into a bar and everyone notices that he has a ship's wheel attached to the front of his trousers.  The bartender asks him, "What's the wheel for?"  The pirate replies, "Well, I ain't fer certain, but it sure as hell is drivin' me nuts!"
  

And if you can't supress the need to be serious & do something useful with the day, feel free to fret over the info at
The Relationship Between Piracy & Global Warming or suck on a lime to support International Scurvy Awareness Day.

No, rly.  Srsly.  ;-)