dani for president.
reasons why I should never be in charge of anything. aka: thems the rules:
1. cage off nebraska, put all the juggalos in there.
2. texas is kicked out of the party.
3. republicans, they all have to move to texas.
4. pro-lifers get to raise all of the kids in the system.
5. mandatory sensitivity classes for everyone.
6. palin has to hand write apology notes to every rape victim, she has to split all of her money between the women that had to pay for their own rape kits.
7. all tuesdays shall be david bowie tuesdays.
8. david bowie has to have sex with me, a lot.
9. no more inhumanly raised meat. people who mistreat animals have to go live with the juggalos.
10. all mushrooms will be banned. so help me god if I see any mushrooms...
11. people aren't allowed to listen to pink or jane's addiction ever again.
12. no pink floyd, either.
13. I get first dibs on marzipan, always.
14. anyone who disses marzipan gets grounded.
15. I just got sidetracked by some random dude calling me a slut so anyone who distracts me DIES.
1. cage off nebraska, put all the juggalos in there.
2. texas is kicked out of the party.
3. republicans, they all have to move to texas.
4. pro-lifers get to raise all of the kids in the system.
5. mandatory sensitivity classes for everyone.
6. palin has to hand write apology notes to every rape victim, she has to split all of her money between the women that had to pay for their own rape kits.
7. all tuesdays shall be david bowie tuesdays.
8. david bowie has to have sex with me, a lot.
9. no more inhumanly raised meat. people who mistreat animals have to go live with the juggalos.
10. all mushrooms will be banned. so help me god if I see any mushrooms...
11. people aren't allowed to listen to pink or jane's addiction ever again.
12. no pink floyd, either.
13. I get first dibs on marzipan, always.
14. anyone who disses marzipan gets grounded.
15. I just got sidetracked by some random dude calling me a slut so anyone who distracts me DIES.