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hmm today. super bored. was supposed to do something with kaileigh but she went to danas house. so me and jess were home alone all day. and i thought i put these in here.
lookitsKALIE 124: I love niggas! I love niggas!
Cause niggas are me!
BrownEyedGrl 870: #%!@$ SUCKS COCK [we'll leave the name alone]
D0nt Let medown8: BIG PIMPIN
D0nt Let medown8: i just slapped my face
D0nt Let medown8: and it was AWSOME
dashizzle100: what if there were a town called jessiehead
dashizzle100: no jessiesheads
dashizzle100: it would either have a dont of boys/girls there
dashizzle100: becausejessie is some what of a boy name and head= weiner
dashizzle100: and boys would scome thinking they will get head
dashizzle100: you would come for my plaesure
dashizzle100: and my house would be shaped as balls and a weiner
dashizzle100: and i would have like bushes surrounding the whole thing
dashizzle100: PUBES!
dashizzle100: and it would have a water fall on the end
dashizzle100: where the weiner was
dashizzle100: right at the tip
dashizzle100: it would spray whipped cream
dashizzle100: and on the top of my house would be sniper thingies and any tresspassers would be hit iwth tad poles
DJ Keyes 21: im blacker than poop
FIRE ZEE MISSLEZ: and if i had a weiner he would give me a boner
FIRE ZEE MISSLEZ: IT TURNS ME ON
lilman1905: its hard for me to watch that show
lilman1905: beacuse everytime laruen comes up i ahve to beat off
lilman1905: laguna beach is on
lilman1905: yesssss
lilman1905: lauren is super hot
lilman1905: i wanna fuck her
lookitsKALIE 124: "HEY LADY .. YOU PLAYIN WITH YOUR GINIE
PointY BallS 4u: what does batmans mom call when she wants him to come in for dinner
PointY BallS 4u: DINNER dinner DINNER dinner DINNER dinner DINNER dinner BATMAN!
SapientBoarder10: i only swim in the nude..
sLiDe 1x6: no me gusta the whore #%!@$
Xmeltingxaway: BLUCCCCCCK
Xmeltingxaway: its my noise
Xmeltingxaway: my...my mateing call
okay pretty pointless but some of them are funny? plus i was super bored and had nothing better to do .
♥
go lie to me
tell me stories so beautiful
an epic of something so terrible
that it makes me weep
cross out these days
on your calendar
it hurts me so much
and im not quite sure
i care anymore
im pretty sick of you. and its not like you even care. so kill yourself.