May 14, 2008 16:27
I can't stand Christianity. I'm sure I could make that statement about other religions, but Christianity is constantly attempting to infiltrate my life. I do think that everyone has the right to their beliefs, and I have no intention of telling anyone that they can't believe in whatever the hell they want. I just can't agree with it. My insides ball up at the notion.
This is the absolute #1 reason I know that Alan's family and friends are going to inevitably convince him I am a bad idea. I'm so clearly not going to last.
#2 is that I curse. The other reasons aren't really ranked at this point, though I'm sure the ranking will be made clear.