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[farewelltolegs]

me and a-cart have the same birthday.

[ohheykatie]

mine is the same as the unibomber?
i remember someone telling me that.

[farewelltolegs]

i must've missed the boat on the whole "unibomber" thing.
why is he such a singular person? why not a real name?
i think it was before my time or something.
THE UNIBOMBER
sounds like a lame batman villan on a one-wheeled bike with a lame hat, shaped like a round bomb with a sparkling wick, you dig?

[farewelltolegs]

too many lames in one sentance. hooray lack of adjectives.

[ohheykatie]

synonyms for lame:

bourgeois, commonplace, conforming, conservative, demure, doctrinal, dogmatic, drippy, hackneyed, hidebound, humdrum, illiberal, inflexible, insular, isolationist, lame, literal, moderate, moral, narrow, narrow-minded, not heretical, obstinate, parochial, pedestrian, prosaic, puritanical, rigid, routine, rube*, run-of-the-mill, sober, solemn, square, stereotyped, straight, straight-laced, strict, stuffy, uptight

just for next time.

ps. the unibomber rant you unleashed was quite hilarious.

[farewelltolegs]

ah yes, the puritanical unibomber, his straight-laced antics are rather illiberally bourgeois.

p.s. "drippy"?

[ohheykatie]

what an insular synonym.
i'm adding puritanical to my daily conversations now.

[ohheykatie]

ah, and i was wrong. unibomber doesn't share my birthday, however, jessica simpson and her walking boots do.

[farewelltolegs]

DAMNED SHAME.

[farewelltolegs]

p.s. jessica simpson is yucky.

[ohheykatie]

you know what else is a damned shame?