Mar 20, 2006 01:30
Red.
1.what's your favorite kind of apple? dead ones
2.strawberry shortcake or strawberry ice cream? shortcake like the cartoon, whatta babe
3.stop signs-how many sides do they have[dont cheat]? 8, who knows
4.have you ever been pulled over by a cop? busted tail light, luckily the sexual favors got me out of a ticket
5.do you run stop lights? i did once, accidentally
Orange.
1.orange juice or orange smoothie? i heart smoothies, not screwdrivers though. skrewdriver? uhhh
2.do you like orange juice? i like other juices better
3.make up a word that rhymes with orange & define it? sorange. it means fuck you.
4.what was the name of the orangish Care Bear? death
5.do you like orange marmalade? nope
Yellow.
1.do you prefer sunny or rainy days? i love the sun
2.do you like lemon cake or lemon meringue pie more? vegans dont eat cake
3.do you run yellow lights? a lot
4.whats your favorite yellowish flower? tulips? sunflowers maybe
5.do you like yellow or pink lemonade more? pink panty droppers!
Green.
1.whats your favorite green plant/shrub/tree? ones with flowers
2.what does green make you think of? life
3.do you turn green when you're nauseous? i sure hope so!
4.why arent there any green mammals? cause we dont perform photosynthesis
5.whats more nauseating-lime green or olive green? good question. i think lime.
Blue.
1.do you like blues music? i do actually, much better than jazz
2.does the color blue make you sad? no
3.why is the sky blue? it reflects the ocean? i dont believe in science.
4.could they have thought of a more creative name for blueberries? no but whoever named orange was clearly lazy that day
5.are bluebirds & bluejays the same thing? no, i like blue birds but not baseball
Purple.
1.is Tinky Winky your favorite teletubby? his voice was stupid. gimme laa laa
2.why do so many old people wear purple? stereotypes are not ok
3.do you know a guy who wears purple or pinkish purple? i'm in college. what do you think.
4.have you or anyone you know ever had purple hair? mine was, how awful
5.why is prince so obsessed with all that is purple? because he's a king
i do bad things. by default, i am a bad person. i hope friday comes soon, i need a change of scenery and a lot less alcohol in my life. and anyone want to go to set your goals on thursday? probably not. life.