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I have just discovered the true meaning of the word shrinkage.
I was standing out on the sidewalk in my usual possy. Singing away to my mp3 player as I often do. It's a beautiful sunny day, little to no wind. What more could you possibly want?
Anyway, i'm singing quite heartedly as no one is around (or so I thought). I turn my head and sung the word baby just as this hefty 40yo ish woman walks past. She smiles and gives me a wink.
What manhood I had, has succumbed to the horror and pressure my singing put on it. It has crawled inside, hibernated and died. What was left of my mojo is now as a result, totally defunct and dead.
R.I.P.
I was standing out on the sidewalk in my usual possy. Singing away to my mp3 player as I often do. It's a beautiful sunny day, little to no wind. What more could you possibly want?
Anyway, i'm singing quite heartedly as no one is around (or so I thought). I turn my head and sung the word baby just as this hefty 40yo ish woman walks past. She smiles and gives me a wink.
What manhood I had, has succumbed to the horror and pressure my singing put on it. It has crawled inside, hibernated and died. What was left of my mojo is now as a result, totally defunct and dead.
R.I.P.