Dear Santa...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In September I gave barbed_edge a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole diezilla 's purse (30 points). In November I set roadkillillwill 's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-55 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
ohgoshxsammy