[QT] 03.08 - Good Luck. You're going to need it.
The hell did Han Solo know about Good Luck? The man ended up trapped in carbonite, and don't look at me like that, cause I freaking am Han Solo on the days I'm not Batman. It doesn't change the fact that he got betrayed by Lando, turned into Vadar by Boba Fett and then handed over like a freaking trophy to the damn bounty hunter after he was encased. Like hey thanks for the tip here's a lovely parting gift. Fuckin' bounty hunters.
Yeah yeah I see the irony of it all too. I'm not a freaking moron here. I know that the whole thing just echoes to the shit I'm in right now. Though I'm guessing? Put my ass in carbonite and that deed to my soul sort of goes up in the air for a bit. I am not doing that whole mid-scream shit either. Dean Winchester getting frozen in carbonite will look like he is expecting to be placed in that Princess Leia chicks room on the Millennium Falcon. Don't you dare think Han is letting the chick drive the damn thing while he's all encased either. It's parked and it's staying put. Luke can think about it but not even his Jedi tricks will be able to get the keys out of my pocket... you know in the carbonite.
So I'd be in the carbonite, looking damn hot - so Leia doesn't forget - and the contract for my soul is invalidated or some shit. Of course I know I know, Leia comes in and saves his ass, but come on. Who the hell am I gonna trust to actually pull my ass out of suspended animation? Jo? Ruby? Give me a break. They'd both stand there and yell at my frozen self for being dumb enough to get caught. I'd be a freaking fish on the wall for Ruby I bet, and well Jo... I won't even go there.
Nah, I need a new Leia, and forget confessing feelings before I get frozen. I want some good full frontal nudity. So I need a curvy Leia not shy of stripping down at the drop of a hat, and one that won't bitch at my carbonite frozen body, but will have wild fantasies about what she could do with me when I finally was unfrozen. Then on that fateful day when she's just gotten out of a bubble bath and still has that little film of soap on her body... her foot presses that button that saved Han and now has dropped me onto her nubile form.
Oh and I'm not all lagged from it either. You kidding me? Dean Winchester bounces back fast. Carbonite to velvety smooth in under thirty seconds.
Yeah yeah I see the irony of it all too. I'm not a freaking moron here. I know that the whole thing just echoes to the shit I'm in right now. Though I'm guessing? Put my ass in carbonite and that deed to my soul sort of goes up in the air for a bit. I am not doing that whole mid-scream shit either. Dean Winchester getting frozen in carbonite will look like he is expecting to be placed in that Princess Leia chicks room on the Millennium Falcon. Don't you dare think Han is letting the chick drive the damn thing while he's all encased either. It's parked and it's staying put. Luke can think about it but not even his Jedi tricks will be able to get the keys out of my pocket... you know in the carbonite.
So I'd be in the carbonite, looking damn hot - so Leia doesn't forget - and the contract for my soul is invalidated or some shit. Of course I know I know, Leia comes in and saves his ass, but come on. Who the hell am I gonna trust to actually pull my ass out of suspended animation? Jo? Ruby? Give me a break. They'd both stand there and yell at my frozen self for being dumb enough to get caught. I'd be a freaking fish on the wall for Ruby I bet, and well Jo... I won't even go there.
Nah, I need a new Leia, and forget confessing feelings before I get frozen. I want some good full frontal nudity. So I need a curvy Leia not shy of stripping down at the drop of a hat, and one that won't bitch at my carbonite frozen body, but will have wild fantasies about what she could do with me when I finally was unfrozen. Then on that fateful day when she's just gotten out of a bubble bath and still has that little film of soap on her body... her foot presses that button that saved Han and now has dropped me onto her nubile form.
Oh and I'm not all lagged from it either. You kidding me? Dean Winchester bounces back fast. Carbonite to velvety smooth in under thirty seconds.