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[ohgod_zacharias]

Brocklehurst, if you're still interested in that Quidditch ticket, you're actually going to have to come get it eventually, I'm not going to wait at the gate of the stadium and hand it to you.

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Private to Smith

[gitwithwit]

You're adopting fluffy little animals now? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Please don't progress from kittens to first-years Gryffindors, though. Ever.

Private to Warrington

[ohgod_zacharias]

Yes. I am. Do you have a problem with it?

I will respectfully request if I ever bring home any kind of Gryffindor, you beat me as close to death as possible until I revert back to normal.

Private to Smith

[gitwithwit]

Not at all. I almost feel like saying something along the lines of 'It's adorable! Awwww!'.

Done.

Private to Warrington

[ohgod_zacharias]

Don't even say that. I swear, I'll let you name it if I never hear the words "aww" from you.

At least I know I can rely on you, for that.

Private to Smith

[gitwithwit]

Salazar? Evil Overlord Maximilian the Thirteenth?

Private to Warrington

[ohgod_zacharias]

We aren't naming it Salazar.

Evil Overlord Maximilian the Thirteenth has a ring to it. But it's a bit long for a kitten.

Max?

Private to Smith

[gitwithwit]

Evil Overlord Maximilian the Thirteenth it is. Perhaps Evil for short.

Private to Warrington

[ohgod_zacharias]

Right. Just don't do anything to him that you wouldn't want done to your mother and we'll be great.

Private to Smith

[gitwithwit]

As a rule, things don't get "done" to my mum. When attempts are made, the parties responsible tend to end up regretting it. But no matter, I see what you're saying, etc. You ARE going to get it a scratching post of some sort so that it doesn't tear up the sofas, right?

Private to Warrington

[ohgod_zacharias]

I'm getting it all the necessary items this weekend, yes. I'm not all that fond of shredded furniture myself.