Just for the fun & laugh
I wanted to share these for quite some time now.
I bet I'm not alone who gots a view or the situation when you see some photo of GACKT..
Good old "Photo of the Day" entries on my old blog XD I can actually amuse myself sometimes XD
I hope some of these will amuse you too!!!
#01
What would happen if I would ever have to share a place wioth this dude...
M - me of course XD
G- you know who XD
G: C'mmon give me a hug before I leave.
M: What? You're shirtless... O_O
G: Others don't mind that.....
M: Well You-san and others don't have a bottle of Platinum Egoiste, you know...*suspicious look*
G: what are you talking about? *kind of surprised steps closer*
M: I don't really want that smell to linger on me all day...
G: WHAT?! *shocked* *kind of pissed off steps even closer* IT'S THE BEST PERFUME EVER!
M: Oh sure, but I'm kind of getting sick of it....*face in an expression for sorry*
G: Oh, you little...*annoyed, ready to chase*
M: *nervous* hehe..i think I'll go now...*runs*
G: wait!!! take back your words *runs after*
M: GOME! *hits the room door*
G: *knocks* open up!
M: oh no....
G: open up i promise I won't bite off your head!
M: I know, but you might bite anyway....
G: I won't!
M: *opens up a little* wh...what...?
G: you're not going to give a hug for goodluck?
M: those words and this face expression....*closes up her eyes and hugs*
G: *smiling* see it wasn't that bad....
M: *shakes * brrr.. no it wil be the worst tonight...I'm gonna have nightmares with that face expression of yours...*smells her blouse* and a bottle of Platinum Egoiste....
G: huh, what?! *tries to open up the door*
M: *shuts before his nose* Good luck!
G *laughs off* you're sooooooo gonna pay for this later...
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#02
The new king!
Gackt: Any questions?
Someone: Could we see sometimes if you really are naked at home?
Gackt: No questions. Good. *whispers to You* Feed her to Eneru.
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#03
Dog: don't stare like that, you also would be smiling if Gackt was holding you.
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#04
"New Bodyguards
Recently Gackt Camui was noticed with two giant cats walking around the city. We were lucky to catch him on the street and got to know that he fired his earlier bodyguards (those two huge black guys). "They are so cute" he said about his new saviors.
Well, we can just wonder what is going on in the genius' life, because since he started the RRII Tour, he became playful and cuter than ever before. And now we see two giant cats runing around him and acting like bodyguards. The question is - what these two will do, when they'll need to save the man's butt from screaming fangirls, mewing and dancing ain't going to help much."
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#05
Me: Gackt, there's someone, could you go and check, please...?...*scared eyes*
Gackt: Okay, wait here...*takes out the gun and leaves*
After a half of an hour. Me goes down the stairs...
Me: Gackt........? Are you there?
Gackt: I said you to wait there, no? Everything is in control. *fixes his messed hair*
Me: oh...really? *lift the eyebrow after seeing his gun on the floor* Let me see! *somehow pushe him off the way* WHAT THE HECK!?O_O Who is she, for gods sake!? *I stare at Gackt's fake blue eyes*
Gackt: she happens to live here....
Me: You guys were making out!? It's insane! *crazy stare*
Gackt *relaxed* : I'm a guy, and she's a girl, everything is normal, besides I've said I'll take care of this!
Me *in the bigger fear that Gackt is mentally not ok* : Jesus Christ! SHE'S A GHOST!
Gackt *calmly* : Who cares, now could you please leave us alone? *smile*
Me: O_O *leaves*
Gackt: thanks!
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#05
New breed of humans' male was found. Gakktus Magnumus. They tend to be very talented, multilingual, perfectionists and handsome in any kind of clothes. However if their expectations aren't fulfiled they become agressive and cruel. Love guns and martial arts. And they desperately need a hug.....For now just one sample was found alive. Scientists have discovered that the rest of the population died away because of the lack of posterity, you see this breed is very picky on females....>_>
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#06
Me: Um, Gackt, what the hell are you doing in that box, with a mic and that bizarre coat? it's +24C in here. O_O
Gackt: I'm trying to take back my image of an ancient, good looking, vampire.
Me: What the...*Gackt cuts off*
Gackt: *looking serious* I advice you not to say a word more, unless you're planing of becoming my lunch...
Me: You're on diet, remember? *twisted face with smile*
Gackt *sits down on the stairs* : Crap....
Me *takes out the carrot and reaches a hand with it to Gackt* : here, enjoy your meal! *big grin*
Gackt *take the carrot, winced bites a piece of it and grumbles* : give me a break...
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I know most of them are kinda "you are the annoying one" but I can't help teasing him in my imagination..lol
To the dear community heads: I don't know if that is alowed, but i though I'd share these anyway.
I won't call them fan art in no way, that's why I though I'll try to post these.<(^_^") Oh and I'm not sure how to tag this.
P.S. Sorry if the LJ-cut isn't showing up...this LJ thing is acting like a ... with me...