Gather 'round kiddies... It's time for your first Religions Project!

[ohfuckitshidan]

[When the brats come into class, they'll find a Holy Bible on their desk, along with these instructions scribbled out in red pen in Hidan's chicken-scratch on a separate sheet of paper:

RELIGIONS CLASS PROJECT: IMPROVING THE HOLY BIBLE IN YOUR IMAGE.
Instructions:Take the Holy Bible on your desk and skim and/or read through it, marking out

Comments

man I wish my school religion class had been like this

[yuzudaki]

[Naruto decides starting at page 1 is boring, so he opens to a random page and starts reading. Something boring about a desert. He flicks to another page and...hey, plagues! That's more like it. He starts crossing out the odd word or two with his pens and writing other ones above them.]

[ohfuckitshidan]

HEY. IF THE PAGE IS USELESS, TEAR THE FUCKER OUT.

[yuzudaki]

It's not useless, it's cool! There's a FROG PLAGUE 8D

[ohfuckitshidan]

YOU RETARD. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PAGES YOU JUST FLIPPED BY AND DID NOTHING TO.

[yuzudaki]

...Oh. Okay... [starts ripping out pages :|]

[ohfuckitshidan]

MUCH BETTER! [approves]

[blood_n_sand]

[He casts a side long look at Naruto, yeah he is totally going to ace this class, and like hell if he isn't going to rub it in.] "You might want to try harder." [he whispers and smirks as he holds up his half ruined Bible, bits of paper flutter down out of it, trusty, rusty blunt scissors in the other hand.]

[yuzudaki]

[stares at him. WTH new kid is weird ;;] You...don't like any of it then?

[blood_n_sand]

[shrugs, did anyone actually care?] Don't know, haven't read it. Just like... destroying things. You?

[yuzudaki]

...........Oh.

I don't really like destroying things but I like eating things. And I guess when you eat things you do kind of destroy them...

[Maybe Naruto should stick to not thinking too hard :|b]

[blood_n_sand]

[thinks about it, blinks, absently stabbing the bible, even when the scissors slip and he nicks the pad of his thumb. He sucks on it till it stops bleeding

He's boooooooring

shut it, do you want the squishy room? Do you?]

Guess that's kinda true. Favorite thing to destroy then?

[yuzudaki]

Ramen. 8D

[blood_n_sand]

... Mine's liver. Occasionally a raw steak.

[yuzudaki]

....Wow, you must be really rich if you can afford stuff like that~ [lol he watches too many cooking shows to think that's weird xD]

[blood_n_sand]

[what a weird kid.]

Yeah, sorta. Steak is pretty cheap, if you aren't picky. I'm not picky. How do you like your Ramen?

[yuzudaki]

Tonkotsu with extra oil, medium to firm noodles. Oh my goddd, there is the store near here that does it sooooo welllll [*o*]