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Gather 'round kiddies... it's time for your first Religions Class!

Feb 18, 2011 11:00

[Hidan stayed overnight to redecorate his classroom with Jashinist propaganda. He also re-painted the walls black. He's quite pleased with the results, and the fucking brats better like all his hard work too, otherwise he'll kill their teenaged asses before they'll even know what it's like to have sex. Well, some of them. Bunch of heathen whores ( Read more... )

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chordaetendonae February 18 2011, 23:34:24 UTC

[ He was just bringing in some stuff for the new teacher to fill out, and couldn't help but overhear the lesson. ]

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The Bible needs constant revision because it isn't perfect, proving that man is the author and not God.

[ The man is an atheist~ ]

ohfuckitshidan February 19 2011, 01:46:21 UTC

YET ANOTHER REASON WHY CHRISTIANITY SUCKS. [writes this down on the blackboard]

chordaetendonae February 19 2011, 01:49:51 UTC

Yes yes. [ Cough cough ] May I speak to you for a moment? [ Still standing by the door ]

ohfuckitshidan February 19 2011, 01:58:45 UTC

Oh? You wanna talk to me Kuzuface? Mmkay.

...DON'T YOU BRATS FUCKING DICK AROUND WHILE I'M IN THE HALLWAY OR I'LL DROP YOUR GRADE TO A B+!!

[steps into the hallway with Kakuzu] So what's up?

chordaetendonae February 19 2011, 02:04:17 UTC

I'll need you to fill out some forms. [ Pulls out a couple of papers from his folder ] Text book lists, equipment - if you'll be needing any, and any other requirements.

[ Strictly business ;0 ]

ohfuckitshidan February 19 2011, 02:14:39 UTC

Booooring. [takes the forms anyways] I'll get 'em back to you later.

So... anything else you might have wanted to talk to me about? [grin]

chordaetendonae February 19 2011, 02:18:41 UTC

Hn.

[ Just... looks at him and tries to figure out why he's grinning like that. ] I... don't think so. What else did you think I might have wanted to talk to you about?

ohfuckitshidan February 19 2011, 04:01:28 UTC

Oh come on, don't be a fucking retard. You, me, my goddamned cookbook... could be a good time! I make some mean bacon-wrapped pork tenderloins!

chordaetendonae February 19 2011, 04:04:50 UTC

[ Quirks an eyebrow and smirks ] Oh really? So do I. [ Uh-huh. This one's a cook himself~ ]

ohfuckitshidan February 19 2011, 04:10:21 UTC

Sweet! So look me up in the fuckin' teacher's directory and come over tonight, then.

chordaetendonae February 19 2011, 04:15:26 UTC

That's too much work. -.-

ohfuckitshidan February 19 2011, 04:22:44 UTC

Don't be so lazy, Kakuzu. You're getting a free fucking meal.

chordaetendonae February 19 2011, 04:28:18 UTC

Fine.

I'll... think about it. [ Most probably might forget |: ]

ohfuckitshidan February 19 2011, 04:45:24 UTC

For once in your godless life. Don't think. Just do.

Be over at my place at 7 or 8-ish.

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