USE THE FORCE YOU DIPSHITS--A Lesson In Jediism (With Special Guest Kakuzu!)
ALRIGHT YOU BUNCH OF HEATHEN TEENAGE DIRTBAGS.
TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE LEARNING ABOUT MOTHERFUCKIN' JEDIISM.
WHAT IS IT?
WELL, IN A JASHIN-DAMNED NUTSHELL, JEDIISM WAS A RELIGION FOUNDED BY A BUNCH OF GEEKS AND NERDS WHO LOVED THE STAR WARS SERIES SO FECKIN' MUCH THAT THEY DECIDED TO ADOPT THE JEDI PRINCIPLES... WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS! HAH!
[ ahem ] ANYWAYS. TO MAKE THIS LESSON MORE COHESIVE. I'M GONNA HAVE YOU SHITS WATCH STAR WARS: EPISODE ONE. APPARENTLY MY HUSBAND IS GONNA BE CRASHING CAUSE HE'S A SECRET LAME NUMBER-CRUNCHING NERD GEEKFACE WITH A TALKING YODA KEYCHAIN.
LATER AFTER THE MOVIE, HE'S AGREED TO HELP ME REENACT A FIGHT SCENE. HE'LL BE A MEMBER OF "THE DARK SIDE", AND I'LL BE FIGHTING FOR THE SIDE OF RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE BLAH BLAH BLAH JIZZ IN MY PANTS. AKA, I'LL BE A JEDI!
AFTERWARDS I WANT YOU TO WRITE ME A FRIGGEN' PAPER COMPARING AND CONTRASTING JEDIISM TO LAME-ASS CHRISTIANITY.
EXTRA FUCKIN' CREDIT FOR WHOEVER DOES THE BEST DARTH VADER IMPRESSION!! EXTRA EXTRA FUCKIN' CREDIT FOR WHOEVER DOES THE BEST YODA IMPRESSION!!
ENJOY!!
[ Hidan turns around and fiddles with the DVD player for a bit--he's not too well-versed in technology, and after five minutes of cursing and random expletives and pressing of buttons, he finally gets the movie to play! Success! ]
ALSO. IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU LITTLE FUCKERS PASSING NOTES, TALKING, KISSING, FONDLING, WHISPERING, ANYTHING OTHER THAN LOOKING AT THE MOVIE AND PAYING ATTENTION....
[ Hidan extends his index finger and runs it across his throat before plunking down in his desk chair and waiting for his Kuzuface to sneak in. Or attempt to. He'll see him come in. He sees everything in his classroom. ]
TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE LEARNING ABOUT MOTHERFUCKIN' JEDIISM.
WHAT IS IT?
WELL, IN A JASHIN-DAMNED NUTSHELL, JEDIISM WAS A RELIGION FOUNDED BY A BUNCH OF GEEKS AND NERDS WHO LOVED THE STAR WARS SERIES SO FECKIN' MUCH THAT THEY DECIDED TO ADOPT THE JEDI PRINCIPLES... WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS! HAH!
[ ahem ] ANYWAYS. TO MAKE THIS LESSON MORE COHESIVE. I'M GONNA HAVE YOU SHITS WATCH STAR WARS: EPISODE ONE. APPARENTLY MY HUSBAND IS GONNA BE CRASHING CAUSE HE'S A SECRET LAME NUMBER-CRUNCHING NERD GEEKFACE WITH A TALKING YODA KEYCHAIN.
LATER AFTER THE MOVIE, HE'S AGREED TO HELP ME REENACT A FIGHT SCENE. HE'LL BE A MEMBER OF "THE DARK SIDE", AND I'LL BE FIGHTING FOR THE SIDE OF RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE BLAH BLAH BLAH JIZZ IN MY PANTS. AKA, I'LL BE A JEDI!
AFTERWARDS I WANT YOU TO WRITE ME A FRIGGEN' PAPER COMPARING AND CONTRASTING JEDIISM TO LAME-ASS CHRISTIANITY.
EXTRA FUCKIN' CREDIT FOR WHOEVER DOES THE BEST DARTH VADER IMPRESSION!! EXTRA EXTRA FUCKIN' CREDIT FOR WHOEVER DOES THE BEST YODA IMPRESSION!!
ENJOY!!
[ Hidan turns around and fiddles with the DVD player for a bit--he's not too well-versed in technology, and after five minutes of cursing and random expletives and pressing of buttons, he finally gets the movie to play! Success! ]
ALSO. IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU LITTLE FUCKERS PASSING NOTES, TALKING, KISSING, FONDLING, WHISPERING, ANYTHING OTHER THAN LOOKING AT THE MOVIE AND PAYING ATTENTION....
[ Hidan extends his index finger and runs it across his throat before plunking down in his desk chair and waiting for his Kuzuface to sneak in. Or attempt to. He'll see him come in. He sees everything in his classroom. ]