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some weird euphemisms that the garden centre i work in uses:
1. guests instead of customers
2. related to that, rather than carry-outs they are guest services
3. everlasting plants instead of fake plants
4. failed to survive rather than died
the last one is the funniest. i should use it other contexts, like "oh man, yeah, her grandmother failed to survive."
now that i've shared that thought, i'm going to go watch there will be blood.
1. guests instead of customers
2. related to that, rather than carry-outs they are guest services
3. everlasting plants instead of fake plants
4. failed to survive rather than died
the last one is the funniest. i should use it other contexts, like "oh man, yeah, her grandmother failed to survive."
now that i've shared that thought, i'm going to go watch there will be blood.