The only reason health class exists is because parents are too lazy and/or shy to teach their own children about safe sex, good eating habits and peer pressure.
Yup and double-yup. Although doesn't everyone like to watch movies about childbirth and lung cancer? YAAAAY! SIGN ME UP!
Actually the childbirth movies are mildly amusing. But it's nothing most people don't know (which is sort of alarming on some level), so I hate it. *wants to hire a robot to smash the classroom*
I will add a triple yup, and no, they aren't. My mom has a video of my brothers child birth, not amusing. I do enjoy the whole, if you have sex you will get pregnant or STD's so don't do it or use a condom, that snuff never gets old. :: offers to smash the classroom for free, no robot necessary::
I remember in Sex Ed last year in my old school, we were all in the room, and we were all assigned a body part, and we had to write down synonyms for the body parts. So my group got "breasts", so we had a ball. Boobs, tits, sweater puppets, the works. Then my friend Ben wrote "Holy Barrels of Life", "Shoulder Boulders" and "Swedish Meatballs" for some reason. It was like, YEAH \m\0__0/m/
My group had masturbastion, we definately came up with around 25 synonyms. I think our best one was probably, "Hang out with your wang out", I dont think the teachers found it as amusing though.
Yup and double-yup. Although doesn't everyone like to watch movies about childbirth and lung cancer? YAAAAY! SIGN ME UP!
Oooh, and I'm glad the postcard arrived intact ^^
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:: offers to smash the classroom for free, no robot necessary::
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That was good. Kudos to you and your friend.
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