defeat!

[ohdevotchka]

So, my sister walked into the kitchen, while I was rummaging for something to eat, with her bratty attitude. I said something offensive and she attempted to hit me, so I grabbed her wrists and she flailed around yelling for me to let go while I laughed creepily. "Do you want to wake up with both your hands?" "KIRSTEN, LET GO!" "ANSWER THE QUESTION" "WHY?" "YES OR NO?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK, MOOOOOM" she struggled and pulled and screamed for about 10 seconds, so I pulled her over to the droor and grabbed a steak knife and held it to her wrist. "DO YOU WANT TO WAKE UP WITH BOTH YOUR HANDS? I'd answer if I were you" she started crying and I was laughing uncontrolably inbetween my words. "MOOOOOOM MOM MOM MOOOM" my mom ran in and screamed "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" I let go and my sister pulled away in despair, she's so dramatic. "SHE ACTUALLY LEFT A MARK" my mom looked at her arm and then at me, and by that tiem I was giggling like a child molestor at the park. My mom punched me in the arm and grabbed the knife out of my hands. "What are you, CRAZY?" she lectured me for 10 seconds, telling me that I could go to jail and blah blah. Nonsense. I went back to the cupboard and my mother went to the dishes, while my sister sat a few feet away on the couch. I turned around and made a sawing motion at my wrists while I twisted my face into agonizing expressions. My sister yelped like the helpless chiuahuah dog that she is, and my mom turned around. She held up the hose from the sink, "Kirsten, stop." I laughed and continued to saw at my hands, screaming in pain. "KIRSTEN, I'll do it, you better stop." "OKAY, okay, jesus christ, you both need a sense of humor" I waited for my mom to turn around, and the second she did I continued the motions to my sister. "MOM SHES DOING IT AGAIN!" Without hesitation, my mother pulled out the hose, and sprayed me in the face, continually. I flew back and hit the wall in an instant, screaming bloody murder. My sister spit with laughter, and my mom was giggled maniacally. I was so in shock, I think I screamed "WHAT THE HELL" and "STOP, GOD STOP" By the time she was done, I was completley drenched. I told her she was crazy and that she needed therapy. My mother and my sister pointed and laughed at me and I had never felt such a sour defeat. Ever. What did I learn? That I'm obviously behind in strategy and that I am currently at the bottom of the food chain at the Dahl residence.

They'll see, I'll retaliate and take back my pride.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
NOBODY