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A man walks into a bar, and he sees that half the barmans's head is an orange. So he says, "What's with the head?" And the barman says, "Well it's a long story, but I was the attic the other night and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a genie came out and granted me three wishes. For my first wish, I wished to be rich, and suddenly I was really rich. Then I wished for all the women in the world to like me, and they did. For my final wish, I wished half my head was an orange."