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I had a dream I got a job as a teacher. It was supposed to be grade school, so I said I could teach any of the subjects. I got stuck teaching high school history. I had no idea what I was doing. Turns out the school is K-12 so my next period I go babysit some kids. Except the kids were beanie babies and I was Spongebob. And there was an African baby under the table that wouldn't join everyone else.
Then at some point I made out with my high school crush.
Hmm, I guess this sounds like a pretty normal dream. Apparently I don't remember the good parts. OH. oh right, that. That was really weird. I'm not gonna mention that.
The other night I dreamt that I was in LA. The freeway broke into pieces and were floating in the sky, and we were trying to figure out how to get through. I got really tired and took a nap in a secluded area on a bench. A homeless guy came up to take advantage of me. I knew it was a dream so I just tiredly said, "Go away," and he disappeared.
Then at some point I made out with my high school crush.
Hmm, I guess this sounds like a pretty normal dream. Apparently I don't remember the good parts. OH. oh right, that. That was really weird. I'm not gonna mention that.
The other night I dreamt that I was in LA. The freeway broke into pieces and were floating in the sky, and we were trying to figure out how to get through. I got really tired and took a nap in a secluded area on a bench. A homeless guy came up to take advantage of me. I knew it was a dream so I just tiredly said, "Go away," and he disappeared.