dreamsex
I hate it when you have dreams where you're having rampant sex with some random acquaintance you haven't seen since high school. Or a friend's ex boyfriend or something. You feel kinda wrong and awkward when you wake up. Normally I love telling people about my dream endeavours, but you can't talk about these. "Hey you were in my dream last night! Yeah I was sitting on your face. Weird huh?"
..Anyway after all that, I was walking (in my dream) through my kindergarten playground, hoping I didn't have an STD, and there was a choir singing that mmm whatcha said song and it was beautiful. And then I saw Nina Erdman get on a bus. The end.
What should I eat for breakfast?
..Anyway after all that, I was walking (in my dream) through my kindergarten playground, hoping I didn't have an STD, and there was a choir singing that mmm whatcha said song and it was beautiful. And then I saw Nina Erdman get on a bus. The end.
What should I eat for breakfast?