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[ohbusiness]

I started high school ten years ago like this month. or last month.

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I've got almost three months on you.

[amyaction]

Next month I will have been gettin' laid for an entire decade. Last week I was trying on pants at Express and I overheard the salesgirls talking and they were playing some mid 90's dance hit and one remarked "I love this old stuff." The other one replied "Yeah, I know! My favorite is the one that's like 'Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see?' What's that one called?" Seriously though, there is a whole generation of voters now who don't know Biggie Smalls. A few days ago I had a chest X-Ray and I had to stand topless in front of a male X-Ray tech who was obviously younger than me. He called me ma'am. Two weeks ago on a Friday a little asian dude knocked on my door and was like "Hi! You're the Mom of the house right?!" and I was like "um..I guess." Then he started asking me where my kids go to school.

(This comment originally had a few lines between each statement but I decided it would be more Paula Poundstone-like if I made it only one paragraph. But you wouldn't understand that because you are a man and all my problems begin with men, especially MEN-opause! Now Mama's gonna go watch her Ashton Kutcher stories.)

Re: I've got almost three months on you.

[ohbusiness]

/sleighn