Because I saw this in Alicia's and it made me laugh

[ohbaby]

REACTION when you hear these 42 words (don't spend time thinking - just your gut reaction please):

1. Cigarettes: cancer sticks

2. Sex: oh bebe

3. Relationships: people

4. Your Last Ex: umm what?

5. Power Rangers: omg RED!

6. Marijuana: mary jane

7. Crack: step on momma's back

8. Food: pizza

9. This President: Bushwhacker

10. War: on peace

11. Cars: NEMO

12. Gas prices: suckass

13. Halloween: ghost

14. Bon Jovi: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

15. Religion: catholic

16. MySpace: stupid

17. Worst Fear: drowning in a car

18. Marriage: It's good to be married!

19. Blondes: dumb

20. Brunettes: me

21. Redheads: feisty

22: Work: over it

23: Pass the time: read

24: Football: yay!

25: One night stands: coyote ugly

26: Pet Peeve: chewing

27: Pixie Stix: washington trip '97

28: Vanilla Ice Cream: mmm vanilla bean

29: Porta Potties: snakes

30: High school: dramatic

31: Pajamas: flannels

32. Wood: pencil

33. Surfers: petries

34. Pictures: lovely

35. First Love: ooohh

36. Job: work

37. Dating: special

38. Restaraunt: carrabbas

39. College: SHTETSON

40. Baseball: eiw

41. Friends with benefits: stds

42. Tattoos: mine