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[Action/Voice ] * Backdated to Sunday Evening, after labeling shenanigans.

Jun 01, 2010 20:53

[ Action/Voice ]
[ Robin is patient. Very, very patient. When she saw the label on her chair kindly requesting panties, she smiled in a 'boys will be boys' fashion, and ignored it. She chose instead, to sit in a chair in a corner of the room, furthest from the door and wait. And wait. And wait ( Read more... )

ash, someone's in trouble, dem bones dem bones, sanji, noel, clutch, alas brook we hardly knew ye, trolling, see you next week, robin, brook, usopp, nami, shit just got real

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skulljokelol June 2 2010, 01:02:24 UTC

[You can't get after him for bad puns anymore, Robin. 8|]

[Owww. Have a voice muffled from the pile of skeleton on the floor] M-Must you be so cruel, Robin-san?

ohara_native June 2 2010, 01:11:41 UTC

[ Can too! Because she is ROBIN. *cough* :D ]

[ Also she is totally unsympathetic to your plight. Besides you've had worse, and she's barely putting any pressure (okay that's an exaggeration. She is putting lots of pressure on dem bones.) on ya! ]

Cruel? [ CRACK ] Hardly so. I merely wished to have a few words with you. [ SNAP. ] It was a subject matter of great importance that simply could not wait. [ BREAK. ]

[ ... yeah, those sounds of bones snapping? Are not those of everyone's favorite musician, but believe it or not, a small bowl of chicken bones she had saved from dinner for just such an occasion. Which a set of arms are casually snapping in half, innocently even. Or would that be.. OMINOUSLY? Don't ask why she had a bowl of chicken bones okay, SHE COMES PREPARED. For. Everything. ]

skulljokelol June 2 2010, 01:20:27 UTC

[...And he has nothing to offer up against that argument. DAMN YOU.]

N-Not even just a few hours? You waited so long, after all, surely another- EEK![OH GOD BONES SNAPPING. HE'S GOING TO DIIIIEEE]

[But oddly. This is not painful. He tries to turn his head to see.] ...Robin-san? Are those- Why on Earth do you have chicken bones?

ohara_native June 2 2010, 01:26:21 UTC

I assure you, there is no limit to my patience, when I am in need of speaking with someone over something so important.

[ CRACK goes another chicken bone. She'll have to move on to the ribs soon. ]

Mmm? [ Oh you noticed! (how could he not?) ] Oh, I thought I would try my hand at practicing voodoo. You don't mind do you.

[ Yes, she did totally imply he was going to be her guinea pig. And she stated that in the form of a sentence to boot. Awesome. ]

1/? skulljokelol June 2 2010, 01:29:12 UTC

skulljokelol June 2 2010, 01:30:32 UTC

[R-Rebooting. Whut. WHUT.]

skulljokelol June 2 2010, 01:31:53 UTC

[VOODOO? Did she just say VOODOO?! Robiiiin that stuff is scary. ;;]

DONE skulljokelol June 2 2010, 01:33:37 UTC

[WAIT. Does she- OH GOD PANIC TIME] J-J-Just one moment! You don't mean to practice on me do you?!

That was a thing of beauty :D ohara_native June 2 2010, 01:40:26 UTC

[ And while Brook is bluescreening out over there, trying to process what she just said, Robin is the epitome of calm, picking up a book on Voodoo Practices, flipping it open. ]

Mm? Do you have a suggestion of some other nakama to practice upon? Usopp-kun perhaps? [ Smiling. ] It was convenient that you arrived when you did after all.

Thank you, thank you. /bows skulljokelol June 2 2010, 01:43:33 UTC

Couldn't you practice it on an ememy?!

ohara_native June 2 2010, 01:54:37 UTC

I could.

[ And that's all she says. Because she's still smiling. Yeah. She COULD practice it on an enemy .. but she's not going to. ]

skulljokelol June 2 2010, 02:04:49 UTC

[Even your bracket comments are scary. And he can't even really see them! /sob]

Then why don't you? I think that is a wonderful suggestion! Certainly much better then putting any of your namaka through those attempts, such as myself. [Nervous skeleton is nervous. >.>]

ohara_native June 2 2010, 02:13:57 UTC

[ Ohohoho. That just means she Doing It Right(tm). :D ]

I think it would be better to be absolutely certain that it would be successful prior to attempting it on an enemy. Surely you wouldn't wish for me to perform a ritual, only for it to fail. That would leave me vulnerable to a counterattack.

I would surely die.

skulljokelol June 2 2010, 02:18:24 UTC

But I might die if you are successful!

...E-Even though I am already dead- [Shiiiiit he sees where this is going] But that's no excuse!

ohara_native June 2 2010, 02:44:05 UTC

Is that not the purpose of attempting the ritual? There are always necessary sacrifices in war, and your return would be but a week away.

[ There, she's done shattering each and every bone in the bowl. Nice splintered pieces of bones. ]

skulljokelol June 2 2010, 02:59:57 UTC

Isn't there some other way to settle this? A less... violent way?

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