A weird conversation I overheard at Applebee's

[ohamsie]

My family and I went to Applebee's for a family dinner tonight and heard a strange conversation. We were eating our nacho appetizers when this old but hefty woman walked over to the boothe behind ours' and said in a loud angry voice "WHERE WERE YOU? WHY WEREN'T YOU AT CHURCH?" We then got to hear the excuse, which was that a member of their group had very bad diarrhea, complete with the exact times at which said diarrhea occurred throughout the day.

Merry Christmas!