This thing is crazy! He can't be serious. I'm sorry but, I'm laughing. Some of the things on his list of what he wants to do are freaking me out while his list of hard limits--there are no words.
So basically, the only things he's against is something that could kill her or put her in the hospital where he would have to answer questions. Anything else is fair game. Oh wait, he has watersports on there doesn't he? I guess we found the author's squik. LOL Actually, that's probably a lot of people's squik. But it's definitely tamer than some of the other things that are suggested. And what's this? No mentions of blood-play in the hard limits?--
Sorry, I'm still laughing.
*deep breath* Ok, I'm better now. Back to being serious.
This contract reads a lot more like a master/slave contract than a D/s contract for one. For two, the assertation that it was unneccessary to have a contract simply because you were in a D/s relationship is also true. (I read parts of this to my Dom and he declared he had obviously been being grossly negligent and he needed to get me to sign a contract right away. He also told me it was going to be full of ranking questions. Such as: On a scale of one to ten with one being good and ten being amazing, how would you rate my blowjobs? (I'm a girl BTW) When I pointed out that he had never given anyone a blowjob before, he pointed out that it was irrelevant as Christian's ranking questions bore just as much bearing in reality as his. LOL)
There's also the fact that, the only proper way to read one of these contracts is squirming in your seat because you're getting turned on. For people who are into this kind of thing, they would not view the top where he's talking about what she's going to eat, wear, sleep, do with an attitude of 'he's trying to control my life' but rather an attitude of 'I can't believe he took so much of his time to consider my needs.' or 'I can't believe someone like him is so interested in me that he would be willing to spend so much of his time making sure that I'm taken care of.'
In short, the only kind of person who should be signing this contract is someone who is flattered by the top and turned on by the bottom. As she is neither, she shouldn't be signing it.
The fact that I re-read the contract to figure that out disturbs me.
From what we could gather via our powers of Google-fu, we figured this was more of a master/slave thing than your standard D/s. Your Dom sounds hilarious BTW. The ranking bits are so completely ridiculous, I can't even. And then when she does rank certain things, he's basically like "LOL YOU DON'T MEAN THAT YOU'LL LIKE IT EVENTUALLY."
Because this is a healthy relationship donchaknow.
How did I manage to miss the blood in the hard limits? (Must have been all the mentions of fire.)
My Dom's sense of humor is one of the things I love about him.
Oh, yeah, I told him about her saying she didn't want to do things and him telling her that she would like it eventually. He decided that not only did this guy sound like a creep but a predator and that he probably belonged in jail seeing as he had no concept of respecting someone else's boundaries. (My Dom's a bit protective. Which doesn't bother me at all seeing as it's something else I love about him.)
"No acts involving needles, knives, cutting, piercing, or blood." The formatting in that bit of the entry is a little off.
I would like to think that anyone reading this book would see that this man needs to be in jail or, at least, some SERIOUS therapy (he basically admits at one point that he has a therapist who tells him what he wants to hear. Which is what therapy is for, of course).
So basically, the only things he's against is something that could kill her or put her in the hospital where he would have to answer questions. Anything else is fair game. Oh wait, he has watersports on there doesn't he? I guess we found the author's squik. LOL Actually, that's probably a lot of people's squik. But it's definitely tamer than some of the other things that are suggested. And what's this? No mentions of blood-play in the hard limits?--
Sorry, I'm still laughing.
*deep breath* Ok, I'm better now. Back to being serious.
This contract reads a lot more like a master/slave contract than a D/s contract for one. For two, the assertation that it was unneccessary to have a contract simply because you were in a D/s relationship is also true. (I read parts of this to my Dom and he declared he had obviously been being grossly negligent and he needed to get me to sign a contract right away. He also told me it was going to be full of ranking questions. Such as: On a scale of one to ten with one being good and ten being amazing, how would you rate my blowjobs? (I'm a girl BTW) When I pointed out that he had never given anyone a blowjob before, he pointed out that it was irrelevant as Christian's ranking questions bore just as much bearing in reality as his. LOL)
There's also the fact that, the only proper way to read one of these contracts is squirming in your seat because you're getting turned on. For people who are into this kind of thing, they would not view the top where he's talking about what she's going to eat, wear, sleep, do with an attitude of 'he's trying to control my life' but rather an attitude of 'I can't believe he took so much of his time to consider my needs.' or 'I can't believe someone like him is so interested in me that he would be willing to spend so much of his time making sure that I'm taken care of.'
In short, the only kind of person who should be signing this contract is someone who is flattered by the top and turned on by the bottom. As she is neither, she shouldn't be signing it.
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The fact that I re-read the contract to figure that out disturbs me.
From what we could gather via our powers of Google-fu, we figured this was more of a master/slave thing than your standard D/s. Your Dom sounds hilarious BTW. The ranking bits are so completely ridiculous, I can't even. And then when she does rank certain things, he's basically like "LOL YOU DON'T MEAN THAT YOU'LL LIKE IT EVENTUALLY."
Because this is a healthy relationship donchaknow.
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My Dom's sense of humor is one of the things I love about him.
Oh, yeah, I told him about her saying she didn't want to do things and him telling her that she would like it eventually. He decided that not only did this guy sound like a creep but a predator and that he probably belonged in jail seeing as he had no concept of respecting someone else's boundaries. (My Dom's a bit protective. Which doesn't bother me at all seeing as it's something else I love about him.)
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I would like to think that anyone reading this book would see that this man needs to be in jail or, at least, some SERIOUS therapy (he basically admits at one point that he has a therapist who tells him what he wants to hear. Which is what therapy is for, of course).
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Oh, yes, I always go to therapy to hear what I want to hear. Why else would you go?
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