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[ohabu]

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[fightsforcash]

Eh, not bad.

[ohabu]

The nail polish? You should try taking it off.

[fightsforcash]

Can't you just use remover, or whatever?

[ohabu]

Yeah, but the black colouring sticks to my cuticles. The alcohol doesn't work quite so well there.

[fightsforcash]

Ick.

You can't use what the girls use. Uh, paste ons for your photoshoots?

[ohabu]

If I had photoshoots, I probably would. Low-quality fake nails wouldn't work very well at the club, though. ^^

[fightsforcash]

What club?

I don't know, some girl's have paste ons that are pretty real. Hurts when they scratch you.

[ohabu]

The club where I work. That's the reason I had to put on the nail polish in the first place, since apparently, black nail polish is very pirate-y. Or something.

... Sounds like experience talking to me.

[fightsforcash]

Was everyone celebrating Talk like a Pirate day?

...uh.

...it kind of came out sounding wrong.

[ohabu]

Kind of sounds like it, not that I had much of a choice. At least no one made any of those "booty" jokes at work.

Now you've got me curious as to just how you meant it.

[fightsforcash]

Arrr, lemme plunder your booty, and all that? I can't believe those weren't popping up.

I just... meant it? Not in a sexual way. Though fake nails can leave scratches worse than real nails, more 'I got slapped by a girl with fake nails once' and it left marks.

[ohabu]

Exactly. Maybe we're just lucky with our regulars? I'm not about to complain about that!

What'd you do to make her slap you?

[fightsforcash]

I got paid for it.

[ohabu]

Now that does sound wrong.

[fightsforcash]

...it really does.

[ohabu]

That non-explanation really doesn't help, either.