swass.
today it is fucking hot as hell outside.
so i needed to get dress shoes. and i rode my bike to the city. payless shoes. best store ever. and there are no sales tax on clothes or shoes in PA. sweet as shit, but heres where the funny thing happens. im sweating my ass off. everything. back, face, ass, pits..
naturally i get a swamp ass from riding my bike. and i was helping my friends carry a fridge in the elevator downstairs, and there are three girls in there. one turns to the other and laughs, proceeds to say "thats something i look forward to in a guy. i was going to say something cruel but i figured i shouldnt"
i knew what she was talking about, funniest thing, i shouldve played with it, yeah i just shit my pants. something off the wall ridiculous.
hey if she doesnt like swampass, fuck her.
so i needed to get dress shoes. and i rode my bike to the city. payless shoes. best store ever. and there are no sales tax on clothes or shoes in PA. sweet as shit, but heres where the funny thing happens. im sweating my ass off. everything. back, face, ass, pits..
naturally i get a swamp ass from riding my bike. and i was helping my friends carry a fridge in the elevator downstairs, and there are three girls in there. one turns to the other and laughs, proceeds to say "thats something i look forward to in a guy. i was going to say something cruel but i figured i shouldnt"
i knew what she was talking about, funniest thing, i shouldve played with it, yeah i just shit my pants. something off the wall ridiculous.
hey if she doesnt like swampass, fuck her.