Mail From: Caitlin Merritt
Subject: Holy Cross says Merry F---in' Christmas
Well Ladies,
We fought the law and the law won. Did you know that everytime someone rebelliously flaunts Christmas spirit an elves ears get a little pointier? Unfortunately now several elves at the north pole had their ears chopped off. I returned to the room after my meeting this morning to find our lights in a ball on the floor and physical plant screwing our windows in to something. I could almost hear the screams of those little Christmas sprites as a polar munched down on them for breakfast.
There is a dark spirit living among us here at the College of the Holy Cross, ane today was a dark dark day. You know how world is in jeopardy when the one place Christmas spirit should be safe, a Catholic college, is infiltrated by the ANTI CHRISTMAS: a combination of Scrogge, the Grinch, and that dude with the antlers on his head...also known as public safety.
That is why I vow from this day forward to blast Christmas carols in the window of the public safety office and be super Christmas cheery to them, because we all know what Santa as in store for them. You can't just rip down Christmas lights and the ears off of elves and get away with it.
WHOA UNTIL THEM WHOSE STOCKINGS WILL BE FILLED WITH COAL! I hope they get eaten by a whale
{c. merritt, you are tooooo funny.}
Well Ladies,
We fought the law and the law won. Did you know that everytime someone rebelliously flaunts Christmas spirit an elves ears get a little pointier? Unfortunately now several elves at the north pole had their ears chopped off. I returned to the room after my meeting this morning to find our lights in a ball on the floor and physical plant screwing our windows in to something. I could almost hear the screams of those little Christmas sprites as a polar munched down on them for breakfast.
There is a dark spirit living among us here at the College of the Holy Cross, ane today was a dark dark day. You know how world is in jeopardy when the one place Christmas spirit should be safe, a Catholic college, is infiltrated by the ANTI CHRISTMAS: a combination of Scrogge, the Grinch, and that dude with the antlers on his head...also known as public safety.
That is why I vow from this day forward to blast Christmas carols in the window of the public safety office and be super Christmas cheery to them, because we all know what Santa as in store for them. You can't just rip down Christmas lights and the ears off of elves and get away with it.
WHOA UNTIL THEM WHOSE STOCKINGS WILL BE FILLED WITH COAL! I hope they get eaten by a whale
{c. merritt, you are tooooo funny.}