100 Question RPC Meme
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hallo_katzchen
101 Questions You Should Be Able to Answer About Your Character
Basics
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Toki Aslaugsen Wartooth
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
24 an's a half. June 5, 1983
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Lillehammer, Norway. Mordland, USA. Nots really.
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Rev. Aslaug Wartooth and Anja Wartooth. Fater's a reverends an' mater useds to be a nun. Dey don'ts talks because of a vow of silence. Dey's not very nice.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I's de only survivings kid. I coulds has like, ten brothers an' sisters, but dey all dies.
6. What is your occupation?
I plays rhythm guitars.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
6'0" an' 170 lbs.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
I has brunettes hair an' blue eyes.
9. What is your race?
I is Norwegian. Dat's is white.
10. To which social class do you belong?
I has a lots of moneys.
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
I don'ts thinks abouts dat. I keeps myself in shapes an' dat's good enoughs for me.
12. What is your style of dress?
I wears what feels comfortables. I wears boots an' pants an' a teeshirts.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
I gots a tattoo of a dragons an' a swords. I wears a mustache.
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I has reoccurings diabetes on occasions.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Righty.
16. What does your voice sound like?
It sounds likes a voice I guess. Is kinds of light? Or... I don'ts knows, I don'ts gots a good ways to describes thing.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
I use English words dats I picks up from peoples I hangs around with, an' Norwegian sometimes, but nots so oftens now dat I lives in America.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
I likes candies, I hates colors, an' I loves to plays!
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
I takes a showers twice a day an' I don'ts likes perfumes.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
:/
21. Do you use body language? How?
I don'ts use body language. Nots dat I knows of. Whats is it, anyways?
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
Wowee, I guess. I don'ts knows.
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
I remembers lookings outs de window at de freshfall snows on Yule on my sixths year. I remembers dat is really pretty!
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I gets home-schools 'til I turns ten, den I gots sends to a musics school in Oslo 'til I turns 17, an' I been playings competitions an' for Dethklok ever since.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
De bibles an' self-teachings.
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Brutal. Peoples dyings everywheres.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I thinks I wants to bes a knights at first, but den I wants to bes a rock musicians.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Dis girls names Eyja. She dies though...
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Whats is a virginities? OH! I has sex allatimes, I thinks I loses it to Skwisgaar. He takes everythings of mine, anyways.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
JA! WAAAAY backs in de past, de Wartooths is a clan dats fights with Beowulf!
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Gettings to play for Dethklok.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Learnings to plays de guitar.
33. What is your greatest regret?
Nots beings able to burns Norway to de grounds.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Gettings humiliateds on stage by Skwisgaar EVERY DAY.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
I gots another tattoos other dens de dragon one. :D
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
I kills a little girl.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I sees dat guy slicings off de skins of de peoples for de leathers we wear.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Ja, I goes on lots of tours allatimes.
Beliefs
39. What is your alignment?
I thinks I's an athiest.
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Boths! I likes to thinks I is a realist. (Commence laughing!)
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
I believes in Thor an' Odin an' Freya an' Othnar, an' Loki an' Hel an'...
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
I has a dead king for a pal! I loves to thinks dere is an afterlifes!
43. What is your greatest fear?
To dies alone.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
A lots of things makes me angries and sad. I gets happy from playings games, watchings TEEvees, playings DeeDEEares, talkings to my pals, hangings out with Skwisgaar - Though he makes me angry an' sads, too.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Dey thinks I's de cutesy guy dat don'ts gots a sex drives or nothin', dey thinks I's just a kid.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Polotocks? Whats dat? I don'ts likes religions, it turns peoples crazy. Sex is okay.
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Dey seems pretty cool.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
Why would I defends a concepts?
49. How much do you value money?
I don'ts. Money is just a things dat I gots.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
I kills dat little girl.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
... I don'ts gets dis questions. Who woulds sacrifice things dese days? Dat's brutal.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
I don'ts believes in souls. Love don'ts really matters, is de CARES dat matters.
53. Are you superstitious?
Ja, ain'ts everyones? I believes in ghosts an' black cats an' evil things, an' curses an' omens an' fates an' things like dats.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
*shrug* Dey believes what dey believes. I believes what I believes. Dey can looks stupids all dey wants, I knows dat I's right.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
I wears my hearts on my sleeves.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
I thinks dat Norway is better den Sweden, dat's is for sure. An' Americans is stupid a lots of de time, dey's so stucks up on things.
Dealing With Others
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
De other dudes! Dey is totally metal and keeps me happy an' makes me laugh!
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I respects Skwisgaar de mosts because he's is a great guitarist dat knows what he likes an ain'ts afraids to says a thing abouts it. I HATES Rachel Ray of de foods networks. I wants to pounds her face in with a chainsaw.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Skwisgaar.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I don'ts gots too many friends, but I likes a lots of peoples! Dey's all my pals just waitings to happens! My best friend in de wholeworlds is Dr. Rockzo. I hopes he gets cleans.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
I gets alongs with dem pretty cool.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
Deys alright.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Ja! Oh wowee, I loves to tells dis stories! So I always has idols on Skwisgaar, an' even thoughs I knows who he is now, I don'ts always knows, so when I first meets him I gots kinda starstruck, but den I sees his true colors and wants to beats him at de World Champions-ship. An' I lose by -dis- much. Dat's cool though, I talks to him ats de after parties an' I punches him in de guts an' den he kiss mes an' we winds up sleepings together an' we's been togethers ever since!
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
I don'ts knows. Tits?
65. How close are you to your family?
I hates dem. I wants dem to goes to hell. Dey hates me so much and sends me away an' hits me an' stuffs I don'ts wants to thinks about it.
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
I don'ts wants any of dat. Is too complicateds.
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I tries to avoids things. Why argues when you can has fun and gets along?
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
I listens.
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
I don'ts trusts nobodies 'til dey gives me reasons to.
70. Do you hold grudges?
Nah, life's too shorts to holds a grudge.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
I'd rather tries to follows along. I likes to knows dat someone else goes first.
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Not really. I don'ts likes big groups unless dey's real far aways from a stage or something.
73. How well do you express yourself?
I express myselfs VERY well.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
Judgings is for Alphonzo. I thinks to judge, you gots to has a real hard times likings yourself.
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Sometimes.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Skwisgaar. I hates him sometimes, he always gots to overshadows me an' makes me seem like a little kid.
Personal Taste and Opinions
77. What is your favorite pasttime? Color? Food? Possession?
I likes to watch TEEvees an' puts togethers model airplanes. I don'ts likes color. I likes candies. Deddybear.
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I likes horror comics books an' movies dat makes me laugh!
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
I smokes sometimes, I drinks often, I screws groupies, an' I does hallucmiogins. Because is fun!
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Same as every days. I gets up an' works out, den I practice, den I just hangs out and has fun!
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
To becomes a real superfamous lead guitarist one day, better dens Skwisgaar.
82. How long is your attention span?
... Oh, you's still askings me questions?
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
Ja! I loves to laughs, I laughs at funny movies, and when peoples makes silly jokes, or falls down, or blows demselves up.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Not much to be honest. I don'ts likes American's tightass behaviours.
85. How do you deal with stress?
I takes a deep breath and I tells myselfs to relax. Or I goes insane. Both works pretty good.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I gots a lots of alpethic abilities! An' I can draws real good! *Shows a stick figure bear in a lake of fire*
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
I loves wolves an' dragons! I hates kids.
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Plans is for boring people, I likes to has fun and goes on de fly!
89. What are your pet peeves?
Skwisgaar.
Self-Image
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
I is a real good listeners and can makes pals real easy. I ain't very braves.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I wants to be a better musicians.
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Whats does dat means? I don'ts gets it. I guess I keeps to myself most'a de times.
93. Do you like yourself?
Sometimes. Most of de times, I can finds flaws.
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
I gots a daily schedule, is brutal. I don'ts likes schedules, I would loves to gets it interrupst.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
I needs a goal? *huff* Well, I s'pose I'd likes to gets a real cool space-jets an' learns to flies it.
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Famouser an' famouser.
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
I wouldn'ts die ever. I wants to be immortal.
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
Probably my hearts. :D
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Happy alrights sorta guy!
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Way too zazzy.
101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
I loves to has a things to tells people if dey asks.
hallo_katzchen
101 Questions You Should Be Able to Answer About Your Character
Basics
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Toki Aslaugsen Wartooth
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
24 an's a half. June 5, 1983
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Lillehammer, Norway. Mordland, USA. Nots really.
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Rev. Aslaug Wartooth and Anja Wartooth. Fater's a reverends an' mater useds to be a nun. Dey don'ts talks because of a vow of silence. Dey's not very nice.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I's de only survivings kid. I coulds has like, ten brothers an' sisters, but dey all dies.
6. What is your occupation?
I plays rhythm guitars.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
6'0" an' 170 lbs.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
I has brunettes hair an' blue eyes.
9. What is your race?
I is Norwegian. Dat's is white.
10. To which social class do you belong?
I has a lots of moneys.
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
I don'ts thinks abouts dat. I keeps myself in shapes an' dat's good enoughs for me.
12. What is your style of dress?
I wears what feels comfortables. I wears boots an' pants an' a teeshirts.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
I gots a tattoo of a dragons an' a swords. I wears a mustache.
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I has reoccurings diabetes on occasions.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Righty.
16. What does your voice sound like?
It sounds likes a voice I guess. Is kinds of light? Or... I don'ts knows, I don'ts gots a good ways to describes thing.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
I use English words dats I picks up from peoples I hangs around with, an' Norwegian sometimes, but nots so oftens now dat I lives in America.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
I likes candies, I hates colors, an' I loves to plays!
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
I takes a showers twice a day an' I don'ts likes perfumes.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
:/
21. Do you use body language? How?
I don'ts use body language. Nots dat I knows of. Whats is it, anyways?
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
Wowee, I guess. I don'ts knows.
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
I remembers lookings outs de window at de freshfall snows on Yule on my sixths year. I remembers dat is really pretty!
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I gets home-schools 'til I turns ten, den I gots sends to a musics school in Oslo 'til I turns 17, an' I been playings competitions an' for Dethklok ever since.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
De bibles an' self-teachings.
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Brutal. Peoples dyings everywheres.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I thinks I wants to bes a knights at first, but den I wants to bes a rock musicians.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Dis girls names Eyja. She dies though...
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Whats is a virginities? OH! I has sex allatimes, I thinks I loses it to Skwisgaar. He takes everythings of mine, anyways.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
JA! WAAAAY backs in de past, de Wartooths is a clan dats fights with Beowulf!
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Gettings to play for Dethklok.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Learnings to plays de guitar.
33. What is your greatest regret?
Nots beings able to burns Norway to de grounds.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Gettings humiliateds on stage by Skwisgaar EVERY DAY.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
I gots another tattoos other dens de dragon one. :D
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
I kills a little girl.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I sees dat guy slicings off de skins of de peoples for de leathers we wear.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Ja, I goes on lots of tours allatimes.
Beliefs
39. What is your alignment?
I thinks I's an athiest.
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Boths! I likes to thinks I is a realist. (Commence laughing!)
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
I believes in Thor an' Odin an' Freya an' Othnar, an' Loki an' Hel an'...
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
I has a dead king for a pal! I loves to thinks dere is an afterlifes!
43. What is your greatest fear?
To dies alone.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
A lots of things makes me angries and sad. I gets happy from playings games, watchings TEEvees, playings DeeDEEares, talkings to my pals, hangings out with Skwisgaar - Though he makes me angry an' sads, too.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Dey thinks I's de cutesy guy dat don'ts gots a sex drives or nothin', dey thinks I's just a kid.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Polotocks? Whats dat? I don'ts likes religions, it turns peoples crazy. Sex is okay.
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Dey seems pretty cool.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
Why would I defends a concepts?
49. How much do you value money?
I don'ts. Money is just a things dat I gots.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
I kills dat little girl.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
... I don'ts gets dis questions. Who woulds sacrifice things dese days? Dat's brutal.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
I don'ts believes in souls. Love don'ts really matters, is de CARES dat matters.
53. Are you superstitious?
Ja, ain'ts everyones? I believes in ghosts an' black cats an' evil things, an' curses an' omens an' fates an' things like dats.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
*shrug* Dey believes what dey believes. I believes what I believes. Dey can looks stupids all dey wants, I knows dat I's right.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
I wears my hearts on my sleeves.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
I thinks dat Norway is better den Sweden, dat's is for sure. An' Americans is stupid a lots of de time, dey's so stucks up on things.
Dealing With Others
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
De other dudes! Dey is totally metal and keeps me happy an' makes me laugh!
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I respects Skwisgaar de mosts because he's is a great guitarist dat knows what he likes an ain'ts afraids to says a thing abouts it. I HATES Rachel Ray of de foods networks. I wants to pounds her face in with a chainsaw.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Skwisgaar.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I don'ts gots too many friends, but I likes a lots of peoples! Dey's all my pals just waitings to happens! My best friend in de wholeworlds is Dr. Rockzo. I hopes he gets cleans.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
I gets alongs with dem pretty cool.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
Deys alright.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Ja! Oh wowee, I loves to tells dis stories! So I always has idols on Skwisgaar, an' even thoughs I knows who he is now, I don'ts always knows, so when I first meets him I gots kinda starstruck, but den I sees his true colors and wants to beats him at de World Champions-ship. An' I lose by -dis- much. Dat's cool though, I talks to him ats de after parties an' I punches him in de guts an' den he kiss mes an' we winds up sleepings together an' we's been togethers ever since!
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
I don'ts knows. Tits?
65. How close are you to your family?
I hates dem. I wants dem to goes to hell. Dey hates me so much and sends me away an' hits me an' stuffs I don'ts wants to thinks about it.
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
I don'ts wants any of dat. Is too complicateds.
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I tries to avoids things. Why argues when you can has fun and gets along?
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
I listens.
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
I don'ts trusts nobodies 'til dey gives me reasons to.
70. Do you hold grudges?
Nah, life's too shorts to holds a grudge.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
I'd rather tries to follows along. I likes to knows dat someone else goes first.
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Not really. I don'ts likes big groups unless dey's real far aways from a stage or something.
73. How well do you express yourself?
I express myselfs VERY well.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
Judgings is for Alphonzo. I thinks to judge, you gots to has a real hard times likings yourself.
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Sometimes.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Skwisgaar. I hates him sometimes, he always gots to overshadows me an' makes me seem like a little kid.
Personal Taste and Opinions
77. What is your favorite pasttime? Color? Food? Possession?
I likes to watch TEEvees an' puts togethers model airplanes. I don'ts likes color. I likes candies. Deddybear.
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I likes horror comics books an' movies dat makes me laugh!
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
I smokes sometimes, I drinks often, I screws groupies, an' I does hallucmiogins. Because is fun!
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Same as every days. I gets up an' works out, den I practice, den I just hangs out and has fun!
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
To becomes a real superfamous lead guitarist one day, better dens Skwisgaar.
82. How long is your attention span?
... Oh, you's still askings me questions?
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
Ja! I loves to laughs, I laughs at funny movies, and when peoples makes silly jokes, or falls down, or blows demselves up.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Not much to be honest. I don'ts likes American's tightass behaviours.
85. How do you deal with stress?
I takes a deep breath and I tells myselfs to relax. Or I goes insane. Both works pretty good.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I gots a lots of alpethic abilities! An' I can draws real good! *Shows a stick figure bear in a lake of fire*
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
I loves wolves an' dragons! I hates kids.
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Plans is for boring people, I likes to has fun and goes on de fly!
89. What are your pet peeves?
Skwisgaar.
Self-Image
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
I is a real good listeners and can makes pals real easy. I ain't very braves.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I wants to be a better musicians.
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Whats does dat means? I don'ts gets it. I guess I keeps to myself most'a de times.
93. Do you like yourself?
Sometimes. Most of de times, I can finds flaws.
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
I gots a daily schedule, is brutal. I don'ts likes schedules, I would loves to gets it interrupst.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
I needs a goal? *huff* Well, I s'pose I'd likes to gets a real cool space-jets an' learns to flies it.
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Famouser an' famouser.
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
I wouldn'ts die ever. I wants to be immortal.
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
Probably my hearts. :D
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Happy alrights sorta guy!
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Way too zazzy.
101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
I loves to has a things to tells people if dey asks.