a very seekrit santa gift~
My Treehaus SS recipient was the lovely aplethora, and I'm posting the gift here in my LJ because... I don't know where else to put it :'D Anyhoo, Val, I hope you like it... It's kind of silly, but heyyyyy, that's fun, right? Bwahaha. ENJOY, you awesome gal, you, and Merry Christmas!
~*~ANGEL OF MINE~*~
A Dean/Cas Crack!Mix and Fic Collection
o1) Don’t Cha - Pussycat Dolls
“Are you seen this?”
Sam stares at his brother, who is practically drooling into his sixth beer. “What?”
“Nice hands... Hands of a prince.”
“Oh.” Sam can’t help feeling a little disturbed. He doesn’t mind hearing Dean wax on, necessarily, because he likes to see Dean happy; but he could live without hearing the specifics.
“Errybody wishes they had some’un like that.” Dean looks so proud, even with the dopey smile and his eyes glazed over.
“I’m sure.”
“He’s hot. And fun. Really fun. An’ he looks real good nake- ”
“Dean, please!” Castiel’s face is flushed red, and Sam refuses to make eye contact, choosing instead to take a long swig of his own beer. “Perhaps this isn’t the best time-”
“Sam wishes he had a hot nerd angel for hisself!” Dean prods Sam in the side. “Don’t cha, Sammy! Don’t cha?”
~*~
o2) Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
Castiel sits in front of Sam’s laptop, stoic as usual. “Dean. There’s something I need you to see.”
Dean sighs dramatically, tearing his eyes from the television. “Is it serious? Ellen Piccolo’s being held hostage by her brother’s ex-girlfriend’s uncle, soooo…”
“I am always serious.”
“Good point.” He rolls off the bed and walks over to Castiel, leaning down to get a better look at the laptop. “YouTube? This better be good.”
Castiel doesn’t say anything, just presses the play button. After a long stretch of shocked silence, Dean finally speaks again.
“Dude. Did you just rickroll me?”
Castiel smiles.
~*~
o3) My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson
“Being with you is so dysfunctional / I really shouldn’t misssss youuuu / but I can’t let you gooooo oh whoooaaaaa!”
Castiel watches Dean’s performance with a forced smile on his face. He glances at Sam, who looks physically pained. “Is this what it’s always like?”
Sam shakes his head, grimacing. “Not always. Dean just sucks.”
“‘Cause we belooonnnngggg togettthhhheeerrrr noooowwwww, YEAH! / Forever uniiiited hhheeeerree somehowwwww, YEAH! / You’ve got a piiieeecce of meeee, andddd honestlyyy / My life would suck withouttttt youuuuuu!”
“He’s trying?”
“That’s the saddest thing about it. He really is.”
The song ends, and Castiel is relieved. “I’d rather not listen to him sing another.” He feels bad admitting it, but he thinks he almost feels the start of a headache coming on.
“Don’t worry, “Sam says. “We’ll get him off the stage before he can-”
“That one was dedicated to my guardian angel!” Dean winks exaggeratedly at Castiel, who resists the urge to disappear. “And so is this next one!”
“Oh, god.” Sam buries his face in his hands.
Castiel sighs. “God had absolutely nothing to do with this.”
”When I first saw you, I already knew…”
~*~
o4) Telephone - Lady Gaga, feat. Beyonce
Dean 11:31PM Where are you?
Dean 12:20AM Helllllllloooooooooooo?
Dean 12:43AM your a dick.
Dean 12:46AM i didn’t mean that
Dean 1:18AM seriously, why do u even have a phone?
Dean 1:52AM you’re doing this just to annoy me now, aren’t u?
Castiel 1:59AM Yes, Dean. I’m certainly not busy with an angelic civil war, I’m just trying to annoy you.
Castiel 2:10AM Dean?
Castiel 2:17AM Really?
Dean 2:18AM I love you :D
Castiel 2:20AM ……………. I love you, too.
~*~
Bonus Track: Angel of Mine - Monica
Mix Zip File
~*~ANGEL OF MINE~*~
A Dean/Cas Crack!Mix and Fic Collection
o1) Don’t Cha - Pussycat Dolls
“Are you seen this?”
Sam stares at his brother, who is practically drooling into his sixth beer. “What?”
“Nice hands... Hands of a prince.”
“Oh.” Sam can’t help feeling a little disturbed. He doesn’t mind hearing Dean wax on, necessarily, because he likes to see Dean happy; but he could live without hearing the specifics.
“Errybody wishes they had some’un like that.” Dean looks so proud, even with the dopey smile and his eyes glazed over.
“I’m sure.”
“He’s hot. And fun. Really fun. An’ he looks real good nake- ”
“Dean, please!” Castiel’s face is flushed red, and Sam refuses to make eye contact, choosing instead to take a long swig of his own beer. “Perhaps this isn’t the best time-”
“Sam wishes he had a hot nerd angel for hisself!” Dean prods Sam in the side. “Don’t cha, Sammy! Don’t cha?”
~*~
o2) Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
Castiel sits in front of Sam’s laptop, stoic as usual. “Dean. There’s something I need you to see.”
Dean sighs dramatically, tearing his eyes from the television. “Is it serious? Ellen Piccolo’s being held hostage by her brother’s ex-girlfriend’s uncle, soooo…”
“I am always serious.”
“Good point.” He rolls off the bed and walks over to Castiel, leaning down to get a better look at the laptop. “YouTube? This better be good.”
Castiel doesn’t say anything, just presses the play button. After a long stretch of shocked silence, Dean finally speaks again.
“Dude. Did you just rickroll me?”
Castiel smiles.
~*~
o3) My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson
“Being with you is so dysfunctional / I really shouldn’t misssss youuuu / but I can’t let you gooooo oh whoooaaaaa!”
Castiel watches Dean’s performance with a forced smile on his face. He glances at Sam, who looks physically pained. “Is this what it’s always like?”
Sam shakes his head, grimacing. “Not always. Dean just sucks.”
“‘Cause we belooonnnngggg togettthhhheeerrrr noooowwwww, YEAH! / Forever uniiiited hhheeeerree somehowwwww, YEAH! / You’ve got a piiieeecce of meeee, andddd honestlyyy / My life would suck withouttttt youuuuuu!”
“He’s trying?”
“That’s the saddest thing about it. He really is.”
The song ends, and Castiel is relieved. “I’d rather not listen to him sing another.” He feels bad admitting it, but he thinks he almost feels the start of a headache coming on.
“Don’t worry, “Sam says. “We’ll get him off the stage before he can-”
“That one was dedicated to my guardian angel!” Dean winks exaggeratedly at Castiel, who resists the urge to disappear. “And so is this next one!”
“Oh, god.” Sam buries his face in his hands.
Castiel sighs. “God had absolutely nothing to do with this.”
”When I first saw you, I already knew…”
~*~
o4) Telephone - Lady Gaga, feat. Beyonce
Dean 11:31PM Where are you?
Dean 12:20AM Helllllllloooooooooooo?
Dean 12:43AM your a dick.
Dean 12:46AM i didn’t mean that
Dean 1:18AM seriously, why do u even have a phone?
Dean 1:52AM you’re doing this just to annoy me now, aren’t u?
Castiel 1:59AM Yes, Dean. I’m certainly not busy with an angelic civil war, I’m just trying to annoy you.
Castiel 2:10AM Dean?
Castiel 2:17AM Really?
Dean 2:18AM I love you :D
Castiel 2:20AM ……………. I love you, too.
~*~
Bonus Track: Angel of Mine - Monica
Mix Zip File