ok so i have a bone to pick.
dear gravity,
i hate you.
for a number of reasons actually.
(1)you caused mine and kim's camera to fall off the top of her car while riding across the destin bridge. so we lost all of our amazing beach/boat pictures that we took with the boys.
(2)you allowed my phone to drop into a cup of water while i was sleeping in the middle of the night. so now i have no phone.
(3)you caused kim and i to bounce, slide and fall in every different direction on the boat. and because of this i am now covered in even more nasty bruises.
the only cool thing you accomplished this weekend was forcing my spit to fall five stories and land directly on the top of roman's head. that was pretty fuckin cool though.
i hate you.
for a number of reasons actually.
(1)you caused mine and kim's camera to fall off the top of her car while riding across the destin bridge. so we lost all of our amazing beach/boat pictures that we took with the boys.
(2)you allowed my phone to drop into a cup of water while i was sleeping in the middle of the night. so now i have no phone.
(3)you caused kim and i to bounce, slide and fall in every different direction on the boat. and because of this i am now covered in even more nasty bruises.
the only cool thing you accomplished this weekend was forcing my spit to fall five stories and land directly on the top of roman's head. that was pretty fuckin cool though.