Sep 28, 2008 10:57
Hey, G's, listen up! You ain't never gonna believe this!
So I was on trial for summat, right? Don't 'member what for, but that ain't important, cuz court an' trials don't matter nothin' -- a real G ain't afraid to go to jail! Bizzoooy! I betcha I did whateva I was even accused of in the first place, cuz that's how bad I am!
But get a load of this! That lame lawyer guy chick. The one who's always yellin' an' shizzle, know what I'm sayin'? Well, far as I can 'member....
She was defendin' me in this wack trial, yo! An' maaaaan, was she gettin' beat! Hahahaha! Ain't that somethin'?
Oh yeah, an' I got a room all t'myself now that that A G done and disappeared, and this waiterin' ain't gettin' any funner but at least I got me some dough! Life is lookin 'up, G's!
[[3% on Apollo defending him badly and being sure he did whatever he was accused of. 7% total, 2% remaining~]]
g ain't a real g till he does hard time,
poor poor apollo,
you ain't never gonna believe this!,
lol so mean wocky