I'll never think of April 30th the same...

[myrafur]

For fireun

Ohhhhh, my god. I had you this really serious, stuffy, purple Ling/Ed drabble written, but I was terrified about the characterization. >_> So, I um, ...So, I did something different.

AND IT MAY BE INSANE. Because there is *no narration, whatsoever,* and it may or may not be pure, unadulterated crack, and it may break. your. brain!

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[myrafur]

Ahaha! I made a list and held tiny euphemism censuses around my buddy list, periodically.

"Hey! Uncle Spunk or Splooge Moose?"

I'm so glad you liked it!! I had a great time writing it. ♥

[red_rahl]

OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

You just BROKE MY BRAIN!!! I NEEDED THAT FOR WORK!

So many things to love about this ficlet! I love all the characters and how wonderfully IC they were (you know, given the context/circumstances), and I love how it's SASUKE'S F#$^ED UP SUBCONSCIOUSNESS that was supplying everything!

Hinata's adorable stutter! Naruto's loud vibrant self. LEEE!!!! AND SHIKAMARU FOR THE WIN!!! I love how you tossed Tsunade in there near the end!

So fantastically crack and yet...not! XD

[myrafur]

ILU. THANK YOU!

You want an icon of Danger, the One-Eyed Ranger, don't you.

[questofdreams]

YOU SO MEAN TO HAVE WITHHELD THIS FROM ME!!!!!! *flails wildly* I really don't care WHAT my coworkers think of me at this point b/c OMFG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVARRRR!!11ELEVENTY!1

Nothing in the world beats your awesome euphemisms and metaphors, Myra. NOTHING. *mems*

I LOOOOVE how you can tell who's speaking just by dialog alone (READ: YOU ARE SO MUCH WIN) and I DIED AT LEE OMG I DIED!! XDDD

WHYYYYY don't you write more often, Myra?! IT'S NOT FAIR TO DEPRIVE US OF THIS AWESOME D:

♥ ♥ ♥

Also: Sasuke's dreams are just as screwy as he is!!! <3

[myrafur]

But it wouldn't have been as funny if you'd seen sneak bits! (I'm tickled pink that you like it!)

Dude, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall those euphemisms are buried in Sasuke's subconscious... >D

[gatty]

PUMP ACTION YOGHURT RIFLE

[myrafur]

I THREW THE YOGURT IN JUST FOR YOU. AS AN HOMAGE. BCILU.

*CLINGS*

[elspethelf]

MORNING MUSCLE!! Hahahahaha! You win <3 <3

[myrafur]

XDDDD What fic is complete without cock euphemisms? I ask you...

Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it!